Well Ostriches

Are creepy ass aggressive motherfuckers that look like they want to kill you.

Emus are

Emus are

Demonic mini Ostriches that have the feathers of Satan.

And cows

Cows are kinda cute, but I've seen too many videos of cows sticking their tongues out when those damn worms are in their automobiles with food for them. Disturbing. I wish to forget. But overall, cows are fine.

And that's why I hate them. Goodbye.