Me:PalakhValecha asked this question.

Lily:I hate James  Potter because   he's a mean and arrogant bully who always flirts with me and he turned my hair a swamp green in 3rd year.Him and the rest of his gang bully Severus all the time and I hate how he keeps flirting with me.Plus as I said earlier he turned my hair green in 3rd year.Thats not how to make a girl like you. I absolutely hate him.I can't stand his little gang either.He's a complete idiot.I don't understand why so many girls like him.
James:Lily will you go on a date with me?
Lily:No.
Me:JAMES GET OUT OG HERE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ASK STORY THIS IS LILY'S!!!!
James:Make me.
Me:I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVEN BEING BORN THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Lily:Kill James so he'll stop asking me out.
Me:Is it bad that I actually ship you to together?
Lily:You what?
Me:I ship you and James together the shipping scaled Jily.
Lily:Someone actually came up with a name for the shipping.
Me:Yep.
Lily:I'm going to kill whoever did because I hate James Potter!