Meggy: I think he might be somewhere in Inkopolis. I better find him. (walks out the door and starts finding JCR)

JCR: (is playing on his Switch outside and is spotted my Meggy)

Meggy: Oh, hi there.

JCR (thoughts): My god. This girl is beautiful. Gotta stay calm, JCR.

JCR: Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm JCR.

Meggy: My name is Meggy.

JCR: You're... so pretty.

Meggy: Sorry, but I already have a boyfriend.

JCR: Damn it. What's his name?

Meggy: Mario.

JCR: Wait. You know Mario too? And he's your boyfriend?

Meggy: Him and I have been friends for years, and we started to fall in love with each other months ago.

JCR: Why... him?

Meggy: Because he treats me better than all his other friends, and he's just so cute.

JCR: Cute?! He's an idiot!

Meggy: Yeah, but he's my idiot.

JCR: You're still okay with falling in love with Selfish McRetardface over there?!

Meggy: What... did you just say? (starts to get angry)

JCR: Shit.

Meggy: (shoots JCR with her Splattershot and walks away)

JCR: I get weirded out by her choices, but she's good.