Meggy: What's the purge?

Mario: Dear god, Meggy. It is a night where all crime is legal and teletubbies reign supreme and become murderous. Me, SMG4, Luigi, Fishy, Bob, Toad, Saiko, and Tari were there and we all got kidnapped, but the night ended before they started on the killing. The next day I was wondering where you were during the purge. Where were you, Meggy? (hugs Meggy) Where were you? (starts crying)

Meggy: The purge wasn't in Inkopolis. So that's why I didn't know... that you were in trouble. Mario, I'm so sorry about the purge. I feel so stupid just leaving you and your friends close to death.

Mario: Don't be sorry, Meggy. You didn't know about this. Tell you what. Maybe during next year's purge, we will invite you. How's that sound?

Meggy: That sounds great. Maybe I will actually save you from death.

Mario: That's the spirit.

Mario and Meggy: (hug each other)