Meggy: No I haven't, but I'll find it soon.

Mario: (arrived home with a GameCube and a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle) Sonic has been my biggest rival ever since the 90's, but even though we still hate each other, he gave us our first ever GameCube as a gift... along with... this game... instead of Melee. (throws the game on the couch)

Meggy: How about we play it?

Mario: Fine. I'd rather be playing Double Dash, Mario Party, or Smash Melee, but this might be a good game.

Mario and Meggy: (played SA2B for 2 hours)

Meggy: (won all the matches)

Mario: F*ck this. F*ck this stupid... f*cking game.

Meggy: Maybe be a little supportive of me when playing games, please.

Mario: Well... you played great, Meggy.

Meggy: There you go, Mario. You did do a little good at playing the game until you lost sadly.

Mario: Well, to be honest, I still would rather play Smash Bros. or Mario Kart.