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Me: Lol I totally forgot about this

Alex: hOW CoULd y0U fORGeT Ab0Ut uS

me: soz

Jefferson: nOT OK!

Me: I said I was  S O R R Y

Me: I kinda accidently joined more fandoms even tho they cause me pain and suffering but I love it ASSDFJHLAHALKJLAHDGKHFALA 

Me: thats 30 Fandoms now

Alex: *texting* mk

Me: I HAS A DARE!

Everyone: *appears* *groan* *dissapears*

Me: oh c'mon theyre not that bad

Washington: what about when you had the boys carry me for 24 HOURS!

Me: nooooooo, I sadi you couldnt walk for 24 hours, never told anyone to carry you >:D

Me: ok so @Mylifeas_Tessa33 has dared Alex

Alex: realy? plz just dare me to kill myself, i have 220 assignments due tomorrow and thats 8730 pages to write all up killlll meeeee

Me: first of, big mood, second no, third we need John *snaps fingers and John appears with an armfull of turtles*

John: hey

Me:  ... 

Alex: ...why?

John: I dont ask what you do in your spare time ...  :T

Me: oooooookaaaaaaaaaaay, anyways as I was saying @Mylifeas_Tessa33 has dared you too to kiss

John: w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,w,whaaaaaaaaaaat

Me: *laughs evily and teleports them to empty classroom*

Alex: I dont see the biggy, we kiss all the time

Alex & John: *hears a distand AAAAAAAAAAAW shriek from me*

John: b,b,but we havent told anyone about u,us

Laf: *leans through the window* ya, we already know about ya

Alex: HoW DiD YOu d0 THaT iTS tHE fOuRTH StoRy WiNdOW!?!

Laf: Herc *then lets go, falling down  and being caught by Hercules mULLIGAN!*

Alex: *mumbles*

John: what?

Alex: well I guess we should *mumble*

John: whAt

Alex: *grabs Johns shirt and pulls him down and they kiSS!*

Me: *teleports them to the hall where everyone is* HA EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM OWS ME A COOKIE!

Alex&John: *breaks apart sweating*

Me: *muffled because Im under a pile of choc chip cookies*ok that is all

Alex: *tries to take one*

Me: *suddenly outside of the pile clinging to it like a koala* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Alex: *backs away*

Jefferson: DRAMATICALLY SCREAMS!

John: Did you just yell "Dramaticaly screams?"

Jefferson: yes and for good reason

Jefferson: JAMIE BOI IS NOT HEEEEEEEERE! dramaticaly sobs

Me: *whispers to John* did he just say "dramaticaly sobs" and throw himself on the rhound .... dramaticaly

John: yes

Me: ok

Alex: cause hes sick and hes rESTING FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME!

Jefferson: hES NOT SICK

Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jeffersnob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jeffersnob: what the actual fu-

Me: *clams his mouth shut* YOU KNOW WE DONT FUCKING SWEAR IN THIS HOUSHOLD BITCH

Jefferson: *looks at you like hes on the office* hypocrite

Jefferson: *pulls my hand away* why'dya change my name?

Me: whaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jefferson: *points to Jefffersnob*

Me: its not like that anymore

Jefferson: *yeets me to the nearest trashbin*

Me: *thumbs up* THanKs f0R THe LiFT HoME




Ok wow jeez that was long kinda got lost hahahahahahaaaaaa wow I actualy forgot about this lol


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