Me: guys, is mick okay? He has been puking the past 10 minutes,

Zac: what? I don't know, he kept running to the toilet. And he stayed in the bathroom,

Freddie: I think he's sick.

Admin: *crawls out the floor* I bet he's pregnant

Bowwie: what? Isn't mick a boy?

Admin: yeah he is, boys in this book can be pregnant,

Me: so is he really pregnant?

Admin: I don't know.

Bowwie: let's go check up on him

Zac: you're right

*All of us went in front of the bathroom door*

Admin: *knocks on the door* oi oi oi oi oi oi oi mick ya good buddy? Oi

*Mick opened the door a nd snatched admin with him*

All: ◉o◉

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Mick: shhhhh!

Admin: ? Wha- oh..

Mick: *points at a pregnancy test he's holding*

Admin: (◍OoO◍) I'm a grandma- how did you get pregnant?

Mick: remember the dare?

Admin: what dare?

Mick: the dare about the hotel?

Admin: 🙊 katana got you pregnant 🙊 wait. YALL DIDN'T USE PROTECTION-!?

Mick: maybe...

Admin: I'm telling your mom 🙄

Mick: who?

Admin: me 🙄

Mick: mom-

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Me: admin and mick are still in the bathroom.

Thud

All: WTF

*Everyone dashed to the bathroom to see admin face planted the floor*

All: WTF

Admin: I'm a fackin grandma!-

Zac: what?

Admin: MICK IS FACKIN PREGNANT-

All: ... *Looks at admin. Looks at mick* HAAAAAH!?

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