Author: First of all, you did say he had to. But thank you for saying otherwise.

*sudden thump*

Author: Oh not again. *walks over to washing machine and shuts it off* It keeps making that stupid sound. Guess we'll have to wait seven more days.

Seven days later

Author: Kay, I'm letting him out. *opens door, and suddenly several shadows flood out* Whoa! What the-

*rushes out and hugs Author tightly, whimpering*

Author: Pride....

*grips into her, small tears streaming down his cheeks and shaking*

Author: *picks him up* It's okay. It's okay. Let's get you into your room. Sound good?

......everyone is gonna laugh at me.

Author: No they won't. *mutters* Or I'll kick their asses. Oh! And please keep commenting below your questions and dares. Bye.

......goodbye, humans.