I'm rather disappointed humans. I thought you would have requested more dares or questions by now. Have you lost interest?

Author: I don't know about that.

Really? I'm willing to bet that everyone is still commenting on Envy's book instead of mine. *crosses arms* I don't see why he is so popular.

Author: Wait? Are you.....jealous of Envy?

*eyes widen* NO! That's absurd! Why would I be jealous?! That's his job!

Author: *giggles* Whatever you say.

Shut up! You humans just tell me if I should really continue this stupid book.

Author: Wait, your not thinking of quitting already are you?! You just started!

Well, no one else seems interested.