Gideon: We got another dare!

Paz: Please, don't let it be like the last one

Mabel: Yeah, looking for Dipper was hard

Gideon: Where is he?

Dipper: *reading quietly in the corner*

Paz: He's in the corner

Gideon: Anyways, the dare is from Moonshipper ! And it's for Mabel

Mabel: Lovely *rolls eyes* what is it?

Gideon: You have to either do the Lamby Lamby dance, or read five hours worth of pinecest

Mabel: What's pinecest?

Gideon: Well in this case it would be reverse pinecest

Dipper: don't look it up, Mabel

Mabel: Is it bad?

Dipper and Paz: Yes! *look at each other*

Paz: how do you know about it?

Dipper: I can ask you the same thing

Gideon: (っ－＿－)っ bruh can we get on with this

Mabel: I'm never doing the Lamby Lamby dance!

Gideon: Then you'll have to read this *hands her thick book about reverse pinecest* enjoy

five hours later

Mabel: *shivers* That was Godawful

Gideon: Bet you're never going to look at Dipper the same way any more

Mabel: *leaves to throw up*

Gideon: And we also have a question from Moonshipper

Dipper: There's more?

Gideon: Yes indeed! It is for Pazzie!

Paz: don't ever call me that

Gideon: Okieday. . . .anyways it asks what do you like about Dipper the best?

Dipper: *smirks* I love the person who asked this 

Paz: Uh. . . . .

Dipper: You've gotta love something about me!

Gideon: Hahaha

Paz: I dunno. . .maybe your wit

Dipper: ( - _ - )

Gideon: Well it's something, Dipper

Dipper: *scoffs* whatever

Gideon: Dare us more!

Paz: Two more dares and I don't have to be nice to Dipper any more