'Can you write me a biography Mario or Luigi?'

From-xCreeper_Chanx

Mario: Me. I-a surely can. The story of how Mario and Luigi came to-a be! *Sings 'Story of my Life'

Luigi: I-a hate that song..

Mario: So do I- but the title is-a pretty coincidental.

Luigi: Yeah-a. I guess, bro :3

Mario: Anyway let-a me write a biography for the Creeper Chan lady ^w^

On March the 6th, 1981 (The same year as when we were digitally made by Nintendo) fraternal twin brothers Mario and Luigi were born to their parents in Italy. Of course- in case you were wondering, Mario was the cuter boy >:D He was born 7 minutes before his brother. We lived in the countryside for about 13 years. While we were there- I can admit that because there were only a few families around our environment- we were pretty childish and 'uncivilized' children (Well, Mario mostly- as Luigi is too much of a coward to admit he was too) We would scream and run around barefoot most of the time- and we barely knew other kids.

Our cousins were out of the question. They were so mean and lame when they came to visit. These were the kind of things they kept asking:

'EWWW! So you actually drink the milk COLD?!'

'Don't you actually have SHOES?'

'Why are you SO obsessed with ANIMALS?'

Only, of course- we had no English at all during our childhood. We spoke-a Italian all the time; and that is our first language. Still, just because they have some different lifestyle or whatever in the city DOESN'T make us weirdos. Besides, milk, if-a you ask me, is WAY more refreshing cold than when it is warmed. Also, we DON'T always have to wear shoes! Come on- I mean- we were raised in the countryside! It's a little place and the grass is soft anyways! Don't-a worry though, they've learned to be more nicer towards us.

When Luigi and I were 13, we moved elsewhere- but I was pretty fussy and upset because of that. I was basically all:

Mama! Why do we have to leave? ;-;

She told me that it would be all the better; socially and educationally. Pretty much remembering the fact that we are basically loners and we've been home-schooled for years-which probably mightn't be good enough if we are dreaming of a career or something. She said it was about time we got into a school and met some other teens there.

I looked out the window of our little car; I have to admit- it was awesome! Gah! There were all these buildings and roads and things! :D (Which-a for you might be an everyday thing xD) I tapped Luigi on the shoulder- and once he he saw the view- we both began to squeal like we had-a just won the Lotto.

Joining Middle School was probably the scariest thing ever for me. I-a thought I sounded pretty dumb when I had to introduce myself to the class. I kept-a stammering like some idiot (which is primarily Luigi's job) I couldn't help it! I had never seen so many faces of people. It was-a rather daunting >.<

'Ehh.. my name is Mario- I guess...'

Gosh!I don't even want to remember how everybody burst into laughter at me. At the time- I was a very high-pitched boy- I was even mistaken for a girl once- on account of that! I thought I was going to blush heavily- or even worse- burst into tears! (Remember how I said we were very childish at the time because we didn't grow up around other children our age?) Luckily for me, the teacher gave them a big 'SHUT UP!' (not literally said) BAM! In their faces; just-a like that. Also, quite thankfully- he decided to tell the class about us himself; seeing as we felt we sounded awfully dumb. Yay! ^w^

'You guys are twins? Cool!'

'What was it like where you used to live?'

'Which one of you is the oldest?'

We-a did appreciate the attention we got; but we got a bit too intimidated by the crowds for those first few weeks. As the year went on- there was less of that, though. Finally, there was none of that- we felt normal again xD

After a few years, Luigi and I were 18. We were old enough to finally go where we wanted. Yes-a, you probably know where we went: Brooklyn, New York. There, we started at the Plumbing Academy for those who are looking to start plumbing. As of-a our first few years- the job seemed rather daunting for us. Soon enough- though, we were advancing through it. In our early twenties- we had finally done it :) We earned our licence; we were plumbers! Eeek! ^w^

I had also been in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship with Pauline those years ago. It seemed pretty smooth- but sadly, times got tough and we both felt it was better if you went our own separate ways.

During our time at Mario Bros. Plumbing (Our own little company I guess) we were called to help unclog a bathtub drain. Cheerfully, we drove down to the customer's house and started our work in the bathroom. About 10 minutes into the job, I heard a scream that became faint as it cried out. I noticed the bath mat was gone- and a pipe was there.

'Luigi?!'

Yes-a. It was my brother- he had probably stood on the bath mat and fell down the hidden pipe! I was extremely frightened at this! :o I would panic.. and panic- until I thought it was best to go down after him

Whether it meant death or not.. I had to save my bro ;-;

I gulped and jumped in. For almost a minute- all I could see was nothing but BLACK. My body was just being pulled down by gravity >.< Who knew what would-a be on the other end.. Light! Yay! I saw light! I was OK; although I fell with a sudden thud on some green grass.

This wasn't Brooklyn!

Or America for that-a matter...

To my utmost concern, thankfully, I found Luigi, who had landed close by. We decided to take a look around the strange new land.

'Luigi? A yellow block?'

'Get it!'

'I-a can't reach it Weegie! It's too high!'

'Try jumping, then.'

So I-a did, and out fell a red mushroom.

Luigi: Viewers, please imagine the rest. From the original Super Mario Bros. to our latest game- that's the rest ^w^

Mario: Yup- since-a the author was to lazy to continue..

Natalie (Admin): Plus, March the 6th is my imaginary birthday for the brothers. On that day, I put on loud music, sneak biscuits up to my room (naughty Nat) and play lots of Mario games xD As you all know, I pretend I'm Mario and Luigi everyday! They're like a part of me :')