Me: *chill up in a tree, listening to music*

Ben: Yo, EJ, I dare you to throw this at author *gives him a rock as big as my hand*

EJ: What's in it for me...

Ben: You get to do whatever you want for a week

EJ: DONE AND DONE! *throws rock at Author*

Me: *gets hit with the rock and falls out the tree* OH MY GOD!!

Ben: *laughing*

Me: Ow! What the fuck EJ?!

EJ: Oh god..

Me: *walks past* I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK EJ! I WILL!

*later*

EJ: *out on a kill*

Me: *tackles EJ*

EJ: OH GOD!! WHY DID YOU FOLLOW MEEE?!

Me: I said I'd get you back..
I'm  fairly good with promises...

EJ: 0_0

Me: See ya later good night!

EJ: BENNNN!