Night: *runs in* JEFFY!!! CHAN HAS A DARE FOR YOU!!!

Jeff: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Night: *hands him 4 ghost peppers* Now eat them. ALL.

Jeff: Oh hell Naw!!!

Night: This is what you get for those Damn sleeping pills ya ass! Now eat 'em.

Jeff: *whimpers and stuffs a pepper in his mouth*

*i smile and watch him closely*

*His eyes water and he spits out the peppers screaming*

Jeff: IT BURNS!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!! MILK!! I NEED MILK!!!

*Jeff runs into the kitchen and throws open the fridge door to see hot sauce, Garlic, and spicy foods*

Jeff: MIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLK!!!!!!!

*His face turns red and he lunged for the faucet but the knob doesn't turn*

*I walk in with a wrench*

Night: Taps a little tight eh? Oh...are you looking for this? *Holds up a glass of milk*

Jeff: Pwease!!!!!!! *lunges and I step out of the way*

*he keeps jumping and lunging as I dance and twirl out of his way*

Night: Bam muttafukka!

*Jeffy crawls toward me and tugs on my pant leg*

Jeff: P..p...pew...pwease!

*i smile and hand him Da cup*

*i downs it in a second and pants heavily*

Jeff: Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!