'I dare Redtail that he has to go without reading ANYTHING (TV including) for the Whole DAY! !. From a fellow Reader/Mental patient' 

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"WHAT?!" Redtail says. "Let me see that! You're lying!" he reaches for it, I grab my iPad away. 

Sorry Redtail, you can't read the dare... it's a dare.

"%#@$" Redtail says. 

"Hey, it's legit." Leopardfoot says. "Now go in the closet so we can do some stuff." 

"Wait- what?!" he says.

"We need to cover all books and anything that has words." Leopardfoot says.

"Okay.." Redtail says and goes in the closet.

*AFTER WE TAKE EVERYHING HE CAN READ OR WRITE WITH AWAY*

"Okay, come on out!" Willowpelt says.

"Just please tell me Patchpelt didn't do anything!" Redtail says.

"Patchpelt's in his room, he's totally oblivious about what's going on." Willowpelt says, Redtail sighs.

"WHY WHOEVER DARED ME?!!?!?!!!?! WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!!!?!?!??!!!?!" Redtail says.

"You wanna play tag?" Willowpelt asks. 

"No." Redtail says.

"Wanna play dodge ball?" Leopardfoot asks.

"No."

Wanna take a walk?

"No."

"Do you wanna do anything?!!!" Leopardfoot asks exasperated.

"Yea... READ. But since I'm not a coward with dares that don't have to do with Patchpelt, I shall sit here doing nothing.." Redtail replies. "When it comes to Patchpelt I make a run for it, run and don't look back..."

Okay then...

*5 Minutes Later*

"I NEED A BOOK!!! SOMETHING!!!!" Redtail says, he takes pipe cleaners and starts pipe writing. We take it away, but he kept trying to spell things out of objects, so we ended up locking him in the closet with nothing in there.... he kept banging on the door, but he's not as strong as Leopardfoot so he couldn't break it down... poor, poor Readtail... :< I felt so bad, but I couldn't help him... Willowpelt looked away, she doesn't like negativity.. 

*5 hours later*

When it's time for lunch we let him out... wrong choice, when Leopardfoot opened the door Redtail jumped on her and pinned her down and ran out the back door, he's faster than us, so I took my bike and so did Leopardfoot, Willowpelt took her scooter, and Patchpelt took his state board.

"HAS HE LOST HIS SANITY?!!!?" Leopardfoot says.

"If he loses it he can just find it in the Lost and Found!" Willowpelt says, Patchpelt face-palms.

We see Redtail in the distance, he was probably heading towards Brindleface's den. (Ikr, he can have a girlfriend but I can't have a boyfriend... D: ) He goes inside, her house is basically a library with a kitchen, bedroom, and TV. We go in, but Brindleface says she doesn't know where he is, when Patchpelt threatens to dump water on a book shelf she says he's hiding. We eventually find him in a hidden staircase on a beanbag chair with a Penderwicks book. He looks up and sees us.

"Shiz."

We take him back and lock him in a closet with the sandwhich and potatoe chips that we had for lunch.

*4 hours later*

We gave him steak and mash potatoes with green beans.

*1 hour later*

We let him out and put everything back.

"YES!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Redtail says. "Now I appreciate books more and understand they're not to be taken for granted, that they are from millions of people with millions of different styles and types. And that you must understand the knowledge and lessons you learn from them, because people should learn things to grow and improve as a person and that-" 

"Okay, enough Mr.Wiseowl!" Patchpelt says.

"Geez, rude!" Redtail says.