I HATE JASON CLUB
Hey guys guess what Piper discovered (not the official Piper) but I'm gonna talk about it anyway! No im not butthurt and frankly I dont give a *dam* (now that I know Percys joke). WAIT I JUST MADE TWO PUNS. FRANKly and DAM.

Moving back to the topic, Piper discovered an I HATE JASON CLUB. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO? I'm not writing this because i want to rant but just want to get some rumors removed and well apologise i guess. There is this I hate jason club on wattpad where people rant about me, why they hate me and...yeah thats basically it. Most people said that they hated me because I stole the limelight from Percy  if that is true umm sorry bro, wasnt really trying to do that, just kinda trying to you know...not die and actually keep breathing. So i apologise for that.

Next was that I was and I quote " a stuck up, snobby show off who thinks he's better than everyone when we all know Percy's the real hero. I mean HE'S THE MAIN CHRACTER (this was followed by an incredible amount of exclamation marks, must give credit for that but i could not be bothered to write.)

Sorry, if you think im snobby, not really my intention to come off that way and i'll try and be less of a stuck up show off. But you know what, I love who I am and yes I have some annoying qualities, I mean who doesn't(?) but I'm gonna be myself and if ya hate me...well then thats your problem.

"fake audience" : Thats the most inspirational speech ever. *wipes non existent tear*

Me: Thank you, thank you, I do try.

*applause in the background*

What!? There's nothing wrong with me. Shut up, you just dont get it.