For Honor

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Me:Who wants to play FOR HONOR!!!

Jeff: Ug what's that?

Ben: It's a video ga-

Me:ONLY THE BEST VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD!

Ben:Dude your over hyping it

Me: What.the.fuck.did.you.just.say? *looks at Ben with red eyes*

Ben: I said your over hy-

Me:SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!

Maskey: What's wrong Kat?

Me:WHAT! YOUR SAYING IM OVER HYPING IT AS WELL??!!!!

Maskey: Uh what are yo-

Me: *Jumps on Maskey and stabs him repeatedly*

Jeff:Make her stop!!

Slenderman: *Walks in* was it for honor?

BB:*nods slowly*

Slenderman: She always go crazy, it's just a vid-

Me:*stops stabbing Maskey and looks at Slenderman* Whats that Slendy?~~~

Slenderman: See this is why I don't come down stairs *runs upstairs*

Rox: Look if you calm down I'll play with you

Jeff: ha, that's what she said

Haruka: *Laughs then blushes* that's highly inappropriate

Me: *Looks at Hoodie* do you feel the same *twitches*

Hoodie: uh what is a video game

Ben: How are we friends?

Hoodie:*shrugs*

Rox:Anyway come on, let's go play

Me&Rox: *walks into the gaming room*

-After hours of playing-

Me:I FUCKING HATE YOU!!

Jeff: *walks in while eating pasta* She lost?

Me:I didn't lose!

Rox:*nods*

Me:See this is why I killed your pet rat

Rox: WHAT?! *pulls out his knife* what did you just say?

Me:I.KILLED.THAT.UGLY.PIECE.OF.SHIT.AND???!!!

Rox: Im going to kill you

Jeff: That's what the mouth says

Ben:But that's not what the body wants

Me&Rox: SHUT UP!!

Toby: s-s-see look a-a-at them

Me: Toby shut it, thats why I ate all of the waffles

Toby: *has a mental break down* n-noooooo

Me:and Jeff I broke your last knife

Jeff:WHAT!

Ben:Damn son that su-

Me:and Ben I popped your last sex doll

Ben:WHAT, no one was to supposed to know

Me:Well too bad

Rox: Damn salt or nah?

Me:Damn is Yoshi dead or nah

Rox: You son of a bitch *Runs at me*

Me:hahaha *trips him and runs* y-you gotta be quicker than that *teleports

Ej: *walks in while eating a kidney* haha you got tripped

Rox:And thats why I peed in your kidney jar

Ej:*drops jar*

Rox: haha bitch *runs off*

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