The Nintega Guy: Alrighty, we have our first question for all of you guys.
Joker: Cool! What does it ask?
The Nintega Guy: King_Elements asks: To everyone, how did you guys meet? And how did you guys react to each other?
Sonic: Oh. . . well that's an easy answer.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes. . . yes it is.
Mario: We all know who is responsible for-a that.
Joker: We can't put it in words though.
Neptune: I'm not a character limited to fourth walls, so this is a "duh" question.
The Nintega Guy: O. . .kay? Well, you guys are answer it or what?
The Nintega All Stars look at Nintega with smirks on their faces.
The Nintega Guy: What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
Twilight Sparkle: Cause we all know who's definitely responsible for having all of us here.
Neptune: Does it not ring a bell to you? . . .Author?
The Nintega Guy: What?! Okay, no no no! Just because I got you all in here and. . . technically wrote this chapter, doesn't mean this is how you all met.
Sonic: Well, who's fault is it then? Who else is the reason that we're all here?
The Nintega Guy: Your creators! Nintendo, Sega, Atlus, Idea Factory, and Hasbro.
Joker: That's not really a good excuse. I mean we're all here now and who's fault is that again?
The Nintega Guy: Well. . . I. . . this. . . well Mario and Sonic knew each other way before this! Does the Console Wars in the early 2000s ring a bell to any of you? Or the Olympic Games?
Twilight Sparkle: Technically, some of us weren't even born at the time.
Neptune: Yeah dude. What do you have to say for yourself Nintega?
The Nintega Guy: Can't we just. . . move on to the second part, please?
Mario: Fine. Sonic and I have-a been-a long time friends and rivals since the-a Gamecube and Dreamcast.
Sonic: Hmph! Don't remind me, you guys got lucky! Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, and Sonic Heroes was way better than Sunshine.
The Nintega Guy: I hate you sometimes, Sonic.
Joker: My little teammate, Morgana actually showed me a costume of you Sonic, and that's how I found out about you. I thought at first, "a blue hedgehog with legs and arms that get's rings?" That's super damn ridiculous.
Sonic: Shut up!
Neptune: Gamindustri, hence the amazing name, is known for the making of all kinds of games. *mumbles* Even some of the lewd ones. We all know for the fact that Planeptune owns part of Sonic and Lowee owns part of Mario. Blanc is actually a pretty big fan of your party games my mustachioed Italian friend.
Mario: Interesting.
Sonic: Oh, please. Like hell I would be owned by a lazy pants like you Nep.
Neptune: Really? Watch my anime then.
Sonic: Maybe I will. . . (I hope I'm not in there as a cameo in Planeptune).
Twilight Sparkle: I've been to a dimension where humans exist, so I wasn't surprised when I met Mario, Neptune, and Joker. But Sonic. . . you were the most surprising is all I can say.
Sonic: Are you guys done roasting me yet, just because I don't have any good games or I'm not human?!
The Nintega Guy: What do you guys think?
Twilight, Mario, Neptune, and Joker all looked at each other before nodding.
The Nintega All Stars (except Sonic): No!
Sonic: I knew you all would say that.
The Nintega Guy: (Thank god, I'm not the one getting roasted anymore)
Neptune: Hey, Author. You going to end this segment or what?
The Nintega Guy: What the hell?! How?! I wasn't even speaking?! That's it, I'm done!
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