The Nintega Guy: Attention everyone, I've brought another guest with us today for our little question session. . . Also, Neptune what did you do to Jordan after that question with asking all about (Y/N). I was planning to go to his place to check on how him and Shadow were doing with the Savior of CHS, but when I called him, he sounded more. . . in agony. Care to explain. . .?

Neptune: I have no idea what you're talking about at all, Nintega. . .

Neptune looks off to the side and whistles innocently while Nintega just gives her the stink eye.

Neptune: Come on, all of the kiddos that I see in the comments are perfectly fine. It's not as if I'm trying to beat up the haters. . . or those that try to embarrass me. Most of the time, I just ask for free pudding.

The Nintega Guy: And I delete all of those replies because I'm not letting you hoax others into buying you pudding!

Neptune: Aw, bummer! No wonder it took forever for them to respond!

The Nintega Guy: Ugh! Anyway, as for our guest coming in. . . Come on in!

Sonic: Who's the lucky guy coming in here this time?

The Nintega Guy: Lucky is the correct term, Sonic. He's a master escape artist, self-proclaimed charmer of his so-called "Lady Ann," and finally he's the coordinator of the Phantom Thieves. Introducing. . .

The door busts open as the person who just jumped into the scene. . . or cat, is none other than Mona. Also known as Morgana in his normal form.

Mona: Ha ha! That's right! Someone called in an extra thief?

Everybody was surprised to see Mona suddenly appeared, but the most surprised was Twilight as she jumps back frightened.

Twilight Sparkle: AHH! MONSTER CAT!

Hearing that term, caused Mona to fall backwards onto the ground dramatically while the rest laughed a little and Joker smirked.

Mario: I do not-a blame Twilight, but it is pretty funny to see that gag run.

The Nintega Guy: Tell me about it, one guy even tried to offer him cat food too.

Neptune: *laughs* We've got the "purr-fect" candidate for some laughs around here.

Mona then jumped back on both of his feet and glared at everyone.

Mona: Shut up! All of you! I am NOT a cat! I'm a human!

Sonic: *sarcastically* Sure, you are.

Joker: *snickers* Actually, he's a raccoon.

Mona: Jokerrr!

Twilight Sparkle: *nervous laugh* Sorry, about that. I was just not expecting to suddenly see a. . . well creature like you appear.

The Nintega Guy: That shouldn't really be unexpected, considering that you run into strange mythical creatures all of the time in Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. . . I see your point.

Mona: Nintega called me over to this room. What was it that you all needed? Having trouble with someone and need us to steal their heart?

Joker: No. We're actually answering questions.

Mona: What kind of questions?

Neptune: Nintega has the list so he'll be the judge of what goes down so you just have to sit back and listen, kitty.

Mona glares at Neptune being called kitty, but just ignores her.

Mona: So in my case, I guess that the question is both for me and Joker?

The Nintega Guy: That's it, Mona. Now onto the question, TheMultiverseKing asks Joker, in Persona 5 Strikers when you and the other guys got caught in the hot springs in Kyoto, why didn't you just throw Morgana at the girls, he's a cat and he's got 9 lives, he would have just used 4 lives, and you and the other dudes would have gotten away safely?

Mona: What the hell?! What kind of question is that?!

Joker: More cat puns, obviously.

Mona: That wouldn't have made a difference! I'm not a cat either, so Joker, Ryuji, and even Yusuke wouldn't have a chance to escape! Besides, it was Ryuji's fault for making the slightest peep!

Joker: You're lucky he isn't here to debunk that.

Mona: I really wish we were more cautious though, I hope Lady Ann doesn't remember that too much. I'll be a disgrace from her if that pops up in her memory too many times.

Sonic: I'd doubt it. Besides, wasn't it during your summer vacation?

Twilight Sparkle: Well then again, memories do bring friends closer together so. . . maybe it's not that bad?

Joker: I'd say it was bad. . . Makoto's fists of justice knocked us out. . . literally.

Mona: We need to be more cautious as phantom thieves.

Neptune: So Mona, do you have 9 lives or not?

Mona: Of course not! That's impossible! I may look like a cat, but I'm really human. I can turn into a van for Joker to drive me, but that's because of the human's cognition of cats turning into buses.

Mario: Why a bus though?

Mona: No idea. . .

The Nintega Guy: Well, you guys may think that it was bad, but your bond level increased. . . *whispers* And you got to see some decent racks, so it's a win-win.

A click was then heard as Nintega turned around to see that Neptune had a phone and voice recorded the conversation and she smiled mischievously.

Neptune: I wonder what would happen if I showed this to Blanc. . .

The Nintega Guy: NO! Please no!

Neptune runs out of the conference room with Nintega chasing after her.

Neptune: *in the distance* Hey, Blanc! You'll never know what Nintega just said!

The Nintega Guy: *in the distance* NO! NEPTUNE! GIVE ME THAT PHONE! I'M NOT SUFFERING A LONG BEATDOWN FROM HER!

Mona then raises an eyebrow and looks at Twilight.

Mona: Is this how it always is in here?

Twilight Sparkle: Pretty much.

Joker: Neptune's usually the troublemaker here though.