Leo: What the fish? I don't understand. . . .

Jason: Valdez, shut it.

Whatever.

Hazel: No turning this into a fight.

Percy: Yeah, guys.

Annabeth: Did Percy . . . ?

Yep.

Wow.

HEY, I CAN BE NONVIOLENT!

No, you can be non-violet.

Shut up.

NYEH-HEH-H--

Frank: *slaps*

CRUD DA MOONS THAT HURT

Nico: . . . . . . . . .

Nico, what in the world are you doing here?

I, uh . . .

*facepalm*

WHAT THE FISH IS THAT?! *points at a helicopter*

That's a helicopter, idiot.

I was joking.

What's a helicopter?

All: O.o

*turning into various animals in attempt to overcome shock*

*stares at wall with hair sparking*

*bangs head on wall*

*sits in the bottom of lake*

What?

*swims out of lake* What. The. FISH.

Fish?

Long story.

Oh.

WHAT?!

Ffffffffffff . . .

Uh, Percy?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . . .

PERCY?

FFFFFAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *shrieks at top of lungs*

All: *cover ears* O.O

Hey, where's Piper?

Piper: Right here.

WHAT?!

UNCOVER YOUR EARS YOU DA** IDIOT!

*uncovers ears* SAY WHAT?!

I'M RIGHT HERE, DUMMY!

OH!

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!

DON'T ASK ME!

Da**, Percy is loud.

Pretty Jason . . .

*slaps Leo*

OW! ANNABETH, WHY THE HECK?!

STOP CALLING PERCY THAT!

OKAY! *mutters* Crazy lady . . .

I HEARD THAT!

Uh, guys . . . we're *ahem* straying from the point.

Yes, the point. What was it again?

We're supposed to get asked questions, and we each answer them.

Oh . . . yay.

Yep . . .

Come on! It'll be fun!

Shut up, Leo.

Humph.

Well, anyways, we're open for questions! Ask away!

Thank you, Piper.

Not a problem.