Percy: Do you want to join forces to kill Nico?

Luke: Sure.

Me: Percy could you answer one question before you go kill Nico?

Percy: Fine. But only cause your my half sis. What's the question?

Dear Percy,

Are you jelous that Calypso like Leo more than you?

-deviant_alpaca

Percy: Leo, you met Calypso?

Leo: Maybe...

Percy: You were about to die, weren't you?!?

Leo: and....wait! You were hitting on my girl? But you have a girlfriend?!

Percy: Leo I...

Leo: Oh so now you want more than one girls for your self, huh?

Percy: Leo, no...

Leo: Don't you see man!? I'm the seventh wheel! You have a girlfriend and Nico falling for you!

Nico: Do I need to go get my golf club again?

Luke: You don't even play golf!

Nico: I know, right!

Luke: wait I'm supposed to kill you. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! * starts chasing Nico around*

Nico: Help! Help! The undead is coming for me!

Luke: I'm still dead you know!

Nico: * stops running* oh wait. I can touch ghosts. I'm so glad I brought my golf club.

Leo: But nnnooooooooo Percy just wants everygirl for himself.

Percy: Do not

Leo; Do so! Who's next Piper? Hey Jason Percy wants your girl!

Percy: No I don't !

Jason: Oh what! So now Piper is not good enough for you?

Percy: I have a girlfriend Jason!

Jason: Hey Annabeth! Percy wants to cheat on you!

Annabeth: WHAT!?!?

Percy: No I don't!

Leo: Frank! Better hide Hazel, cause Percy's coming for her!

Frank: Why you little! *turns into a wood pecker andstarts pecking Percy*

Percy: Ow! Ow!

Me: Percy got pecked by a pecking wood pecker named Frank. What do you know? His hate came true.

Rachel: Told ya. You owe me 5 drachmas for that.

Me: yeah yeah. Here you go.

Percy: Don't just stand there! Help me!

Me: What's the magic word?

Percy: Seriously?! Now?!

Me: No. I mean What's the magic word?

Percy: Oh. It's hippocampi.

Me: Thank you. HIPPOCAMPI!

*place is flooded and everyone is quiet*

Percy: Thanks Sky.

Me: Don't meion it.

Percy: No really I...

Me: No I mean don't menion it! Chiron is coming! Bye!

Percy: *everyone starts talking and fighting again* EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!

*everyone is quiet*

Annabeth: Did you just tell me to shut up?

Percy: Noooo... Anyway. Leo I saw Calypso before I met you. 

Leo: Oh. Sorry.

Percy: don't mention it. And no i'm not jelous cause I have the best girl in the world as my girlfriend.

Annabeth: Awwww. Your just saying that so I'll forget the fact that you told me to shut up aren't you?

Percy: Pretty much..

Luke: Wait... Leo made as all look like fools...

Frank: GET HIM!!! I always wanted to say that....

Leo:*starts running* I hate you Zhang. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!