Skylar: I love that song.

Leo: Which one?

Skylar: Riptide...

Percy: Riptide isn't a song! Riptide is a sword.

Skylar: Oh really?

*plays music*

I was scared of dentists and the dark

I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations

Oh, all my friends are turning green

You're the magician's assistant in their dream

Oh, and they come unstuck

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

There's this movie that I think you'll like

This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City

This cowboy's running from himself

And she's been living on the highest shelf

Oh, and they come unstuck

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

I just wanna, I just wanna know

If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay

I just gotta, I just gotta know

I can't have it, I can't have it any other way

I swear she's destined for the screen

Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh

Lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

Oh lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

Oh lady, running down to the riptide

Taken away to the dark side

I wanna be your left hand man

I love you when you're singing that song

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

And I got a lump in my throat

'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

***

Percy: I stand corrected...

Skylar: You got that right. What's your favorite song?

Piper: Now you've done it!

Leo: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!

*glass breaks*

Skylar: Ouch.

Percy: *water sprays everywhere* PART OF YOUR WORLD!!! WHY DOES IT BUUUURRRRN!?!! WHEN'S IT MY TURN?! TO STAY OUT IN THE SUUN?!

Jason: Now that she's back in the atmosphere

With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey

She acts like summer and walks like rain

Reminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey

Since the return from her stay on the moon

She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey, hey

Piper: * eye twitches * He sings it just because it has "Jupiter" in the name.

Hazel: Cause' every song's like gold teeth, blood stains, stripping in the bathroom. Ball gowns...

Nico: That song is so...modern. How do you know it?

Hazel: *shrugs*

Frank: What's yours?

Nico: *blushes* Uh...

*track plays*

Nico: *clears throat*

I know I can't take one more step towards you

'Cause all that's waiting is regret

Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore

You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live half alive

And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me

Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around

If I am anywhere to be found

But I have grown too strong

To ever fall back in your arms

And I've learned to live half alive

And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me

Who do you think you are?

And it took so long just to feel alright

Remember how to put back the light in my eyes

I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed

'Cause you broke all your promises

And now you're back

You don't get to get me back

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me

Don't come back at all

And who do you think you are?

Runnin' 'round leaving scars

Collecting your jar of hearts

Tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold

From the ice inside your soul

Don't come back for me

Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

**

Skylar: Whoa... We have so much in common.

Nico: Yeah...

Piper: That's it! If I here one more...

Rachel: Rachel the red haired Oracle!

Had a very special gift!

And if you ever saw her,

She might be glowing green!

All of the other demigods!

Use to scream and run to her!

Always waiting for some prophesy,

That might end the world!

Piper: *blows up*

Skylar: Uh...

*Screen goes black*