I need more questions and dares!! Especially dares!!But I think this book is going to turn into a big book of random PJO and HoO stuff. Okay? Yeah? Okay bye...

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Skylar: Finally Christmas morning!!!

Leo: Let's go open our presents!!

Piper: Wait! Don't light the tree on fire...again.

Leo: Well! A boy lights a Christmas tree five times in a day and suddenly he's the bad guy!

Percy: Whatever, let's just open our secret Santa gifts!

Annabeth: Hey Percy, remember that time when you wrestled Santa's evil twin?

Jason: What?

Percy: Long story...

Hazel: Oooohhh what's that?

Frank: That's Skylar's phone.

Hazel: O_o *backs away*

Skylar: Okay first up...Leo!

Leo: Aww yes! Give it here!! *burns paper off* oh my gods!! It's the new tool box I wanted!!! She's to beautiful for words...

Nico: Hey...You two are under the mistletoe.

Leo: But we just met...

Calypso: Excuse you?

Leo: Oh alright...*kisses tool box*

Calypso: -_-

Skylar: Ummm....Okay then! Next up Annabeth!!

Annabeth: *rips open box* OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An architecture book and sketch pad?!?! *faints*

Percy: Geez, never did that when I gave her stuff.

Piper: In her defense, everything you have her was blue...her least favorite color.

Jason: My turn! *takes out paper from bag* A blue T-shirt that says..."Percabeth 4 Life"

Skylar: Gee wonder who could have given you that.

Percy: What? It was Aphrodite's idea! I just changed it to blue.

Piper: MOM!!

Aphrodite: What? Percabeth 4 Life is way better than Jiper Love. No offense.

Jason: None taken! :)

Piper: All of it taken. D:<

Aphrodite: Oh watch it dear, you'll give yourself worry lines!

Skylar: Nico...Here...

Nico: *smiles*

Nico: *opens giant box*

Nico: *finds smaller box*

Nico: *Opens smaller box*

Nico: *finds even smaller box*

Nico: *opens even smaller box*

Nico*finds even smaller box*

Nico: GAH!! Leo!

Leo: That's nice Mr. toolbox... Hold on. What!? I'm kinda busy...

Nico: Let it burn...

Leo: Let it burn! Let it burn! And the flames will dance around you! Let it burn let it burn! *burns a ton of boxes*

Nico: *picks up envelope* Finally! What the? Geez, I try to summon the dead with a Happy Meal one time! And it gets me a $50 gift card there. Yay.

Skylar: Why would Anna- Uh... Why would someone get you a card there? They sell happy meals, you eat unhappy meals.

Nico: I know right! It's crazy!

Skylar: Hazel's turn!

Hazel: Ooh! Grooming kit for Arion!

Frank: Wonder who got you that amazing gift.

Skylar: Frank! It' suppose to be secret Santa. Not tell everyone who you gave the gift to Santa!

Frank: But I didn't... I don't

Skylar: The more you deny it the more we know it's true!

Frank: Fine! Think what you want!

Skylar: And it' sour turn.

Frank: Hmph... Wow, a "I turn into an iguana in order to escape Chinese hand cuffs" T-Shirt. Leo...

Piper: Uh...makeup?

Annabeth: *relives* Wait! They're highly explosive!

Skylar: Really?! Let Piper blow up! For Hera's sake! It' secret Santa!

Percy: Oh sweet!

Jason: What did you get?

Percy: Nothing...

Skylar: Snatch! Oh my gods...A little mermaid deluxe sound track? Really?

Percy: Hey give it back! It's in mid condition...

Skylar: *rolls eyes* whatever. Is that everyone?

Everyone: Yeah.

Percy: Wait what's that. *points to glowing box*

Skylar: Huh? Oh that. It's one wish.

Jason: Pardon?

Skylar: Hera sent me one wish, like what Percy got.

Percy: I had to save Olympus several times for that! What'd you do to get it?

Skylar: *smirks* Let's just say I sent her and Zeus a special gift...

(Meanwhile in Olympus)

Hera: Zeus! *chasing him around with mistletoe* we're both under the mistletoe!!

Zeus: Help me! Help me! Athena?

Athena: You ate my mom to marry her. I say you deserve this.

Zeus: uh...Hades! Older Brother? Help?!

Hades: You banished your older brother to the horrible places of "hell" and you have enough pride in your self to ask for my help after-

Zeus: Okay so no?

Hades: No.

Zeus: Poseidon?

Poseidon: You wanted to kill my son. Really?

Zeus: Ugh I hate my immortal life...Ahhhh!!

Hera: *tackles Zeus* Got you!!

Zeus: NOOOOO!!!!

*fades away*

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I need more dares, questions anything! Give me something for them to think about, ask for funny quotes challenges! Anything. Please! Leo is desperate! He's dating a tool box!

Leo: I love you.

Toolbox: ...

Leo: No I love you more!

Toolbox: ...

Leo: No I LOVE YOU MORE!!! *lights hand on fire*

Toolbox: *thinks* Help me.