Teddy Bear time! Question
I seriously need more questions people. I'm interviewing a freak'n teddy bear! Also I'm really. Bored cause I busted up my knee...
Dear Luke,
-Luke, Why'd ya do it, man?
Random Teddy Bear aka Captain Snuggles
Luke: Cause I was tired of the gods! I thought maybe the titans would actually care about me....us. I guess I just really wanted to have a father to be there for me. You know a person to help guide me, show me right from wrong.
Me*sobbing uncontrollably*
Luke: Are you okay?
Me: yeah continue
Luke: I had the last of the gods when my mom was cursed by Hermes...
Me*sobbing. Suddenly stop* Dude. He didn't curse her. Hades put a curse on the past Oracle
Because of the terrible fate he had given his wife, the mother of Bianca and Nico di Angelo. Since Hades never told Hermes your mom was sharing the visions that the oracle did. Then your mom went even more bonkers when you left her forever!
Luke:....
Hermes: Luke?
Luke: Dad?
Hermes: hades allowed you to come her as a mere image for this interview
Luke: oh that reminds me... Buy Hades new line of death by choice clothing line. Available in Godly small, goddess medium, and for those of you who might not be comfortable in the others we have XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Small.
Leo: All take two.
Me:Leo!
Leo: What? I have to look sharp for our date?
Me: it's not a date!
Luke:what are u doing?
Leo: I have nothing to live for so I'm setting myself on fire
Me: But your immune to fire. Your clothes on the other hand...
Leo: oh. OH. OH MY GODS GOTTA GO... AFTER I FINISH SEEING WHAT HAPPENS TO THESE TWO!!
Hermes: sorry, continue.
Luke: well I'm sorry I thought that maybe... Maybe you didn't care about us so u just ditched us. And I got mad because of what you did to my mom. And I guess I never did get to play catch like a normal kid with a normal dad...
Hermes: you know what, son? Let's go play catch!
Luke: but... I'm dead.
Hermes:......
Hermes: well when your a god you can make almost any thing happen! come on if we hurry we can make it to see the game.
Luke: whose playing?
Hermes: dodgers vs angels. Yup it will be intense. The dodgers of death vs the weeping angels..
Luke: dad...
Hermes: yes son?
Luke: I love you.
Hermes: I love you too. Now come on we can take my delivery truck there.
Me: Leo
Leo: yes Madame?
Me: please go already
Leo: why? Are you breaking up with me
Me: no it's just your in your underwear and it's creeping me out that there tiny pictures of...
Leo: WHAT I CANT HERE U LALALALALALALALA!
Me: *still crying*that was a heart touching moment hope u liked it any way while Leo goes and puts on some pants I would like you to write some questions down for me. In the comment section below or pm me I don't care just please send me any question u can think of
Okay? Understand? Okay bye!
Leo: I'm back what I miss
Luke: Not much
Nico: I made out with your girlfriend
Leo: WHAT? I have a girlfriend? I mean... I have a girlfriend?
Me: No u don't
Leo: :(
Me: :( yourself
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