From TheEnderBookshelf

Chelsea: Falco, do you like Katt? If not than I'm totally relieved and I can still have a chance with you, but if you do like her, well, let's just say she has 2 minutes of life left before I kill her and you become mine *smiles evilly*

Ender: Okay, someone help me get the straightjacket and ship her off to a mental juvenile detention hospital

Chelsea: NEVER!!! YOU WILL BE MINE FALCO!!!!! *Jumps out window*

Ender: *sighs* what a freakazoid

Falco Lombardi: "Do I like Katt? What's with all this obsession with me and Katt?... I mean sure, we were part of the same gang a while back, and its great to see her after the attack on Corneria..." *sighs* "Well sure, I like her, but I think you mean as more than friends-"

Katt Monroe: "Make way for Katt! Oh, I thought it was time for my line... Well, now that I'm here, what are you talking about, Falco?"

Falco Lombardi: *Stares coldly into space* "I'm just being asked a question... none of your business..."

Katt Monroe: "Oh, I think it has something to do with me..." *Hovers toward Falco and rests her tail tip on his shoulder affectionately* "So, what do you think about me, Falco?" *Bats her eye lashes*

Falco Lombardi: *Begins to blush, making his blue feathers turn purple* "I, um... do I have feelings for you? I mean, uh..." *Decides that he's done being all shy, and assumes a cool tone* "Me? Have feelings? Oh c'mon, I'm a lone wolf! I mean bird, I mean... Well, you know what I mean. Falco Lombardi flies solo!"

Katt Monroe: *Flicks Falco with the tip of her tail playfully* "That's not what Fox has been telling me..."

Falco Lombardi: "FOX!" *Takes off across the room, rage and embarassment showing in his eyes*

Katt Monroe: "Well, I guess you have your answer!" *Smiles and winks* "I guess I'd better enjoy my last two minutes of life then!"