Back in late September or early October, I wrote these three Christmas songs starring the TSLOP. Since today is the first of December, I thought I should show you guys. I hope you enjoy!

This first one is called The Twelve Gifts of Christmas. (The pets who sing the verse are going to be in parentheses. Also, I'm starting at the number twelve.)

"The 12th Gift of Christmas from my fellow pets..." (everyone)

"Twelve layered cake," (Chloe)

"Eleven fine carrots," (Snowball)

"Ten squirrel tails," (Tiberius)

"Nine pairs of gloves," (Ozone)

"Eight beach balls," (Duke)

"Seven back massages," (Buddy)

"Six colored bows," (Gidget)

"Five jars of peanut butter!" (Mel)

"Four loving kisses," (Max)

"Three warm hugs," (Norman)

"Two black wheels," (Pops)

"And a brand-new bird swing!" (Sweetpea/Leonard)

The second song is called The Twelve Pets of Christmas.

"The 12th Pet of Christmas living in the city..." (everyone)

"Twelve Flushed Pets," (Snowball/Flushed Pets)

"Eleven domestic species," (pets)

"Ten guinea pigs," (Norman)

"Nine hamster servants," (Pops/Myron)

"Eight password snakes," (Snowball/Ozone)

"Seven friendly dogs," (Duke)

"Six types of birds," (Tiberius)

"Five party animals!" (Leonard)

"Four mean cats," (Chloe/Ozone/Nitro/Reginald)

"Three cool friends," (Mel/Buddy/Sweetpea)

"Two young lovers," (Max/Gidget)

"And one psychotic rabbit!" (Snowball)

The last song I have for you guys is probably my personal favorite. It's called The Twelve Problems With Christmas. (Unlike the two above, I have to go through the whole song. You'll see why in a moment.)

"The 1st Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..." (everyone)

"Proving Santa exists!" (Snowball)

"The 2nd Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Writing Christmas cards," (Buddy)

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 3rd Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Ignoring decorations," (Mel)

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 4th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Someone ate the cookies," (Chloe)

"Ignoring decorations,"

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 5th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Mistletoe everywhere!" (everyone)

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"Ignoring decorations,"

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 6th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Singing Christmas carols," (Sweetpea/Leonard)

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"Ignoring decorations,"

"Does anyone know how to write?" (Buddy)

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 7th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Stranger in the house," (Pops)

"Singing Christmas carols,"

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Who ate my cookies?" (Chloe)

"What do you mean, 'your cookies'?!" (Mel)

"Someone please help me!" (Buddy)

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 8th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Mailing the letter," (Norman)

"Stranger in the house,"

"Singing Christmas carols,"

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"Ignoring decorations,"

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 9th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Reindeer on the roof," (Tiberius)

"Almost got it in there..." (Norman)

"Didn't anyone here me?!" (Pops)

"Singing Christmas carols,"

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"I can't ignore any longer!" (Mel)

"Mel, don't do it man!" (Buddy)

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 10th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Receiving bags of coal," (Ozone)

"Reindeer on the roof,"

"Does anybody have a ladder?" (Norman)

"I need an alarm system," (Pops)

"Singing Christmas carols,"

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"Ignoring decorations,"

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 11th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Elf on the shelf," (Max/Duke)

"Receiving bags of coal,"

"Don't make me come out there!" (Tiberius)

"Mailing the letter,"

"I'm setting traps for the fat man!" (Pops)

"Singing Christmas carols,"

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"Someone ate the cookies,"

"Why can't I play with the decorations?" (Mel)

"Writing Christmas cards,"

"And proving Santa exists!"

"The 12th Problem with Christmas that drives pets crazy..."

"Endless hours of snowfall," (Gidget)

"It just moved!" (Duke) "Run for your life!" (Max)

"Why do I get coal every year?!" (Ozone)

"Rudolph, turn off the light!" (Tiberius)

"Tiberius, I can't reach the mailbox," (Norman)

"There's a stranger in the house!" (Pops)

"Why can't we listen to heavy metal?" (Leonard)

"Mistletoe everywhere!"

"I'm going to punish whoever ate my cookies!" (Chloe)

"Buddy, I'm tangled in the decorations," (Mel)

"I told you to leave them alone!" (Buddy)

"And proving Santa exists!" (everyone)

Enjoy the holidays everybody!