Well for starters, it's September 9th and you all know what that means? It's Duke / Eric Stonestreet's birthday today.

Secondly, a thought just occurred to me. Now, The Secret Life of Pets came out in 2016 while the sequel The Secret Life of Pets 2 came out 2019. Infinity War came in 2018. In other words... I think I know why Ozone and Tiberius weren't in the sequel along with so many others...

In an alternate dimension...

Thanos (to Thor) --- You should've gone for the head.

*getting ready to snap*

Thor --- NO!

*Thanos snaps*

Meanwhile...

Max --- I can't believe how well our film did!

Duke --- Yeah, me too.

Snowball --- That's because I was in it.

Chloe --- Yeah, sure.

Gidget --- I think it was more because of me and Max.

Mel and Norman --- Aww...

Buddy --- Uh...

Sweetpea --- *throwing up*

Pops --- It's still gross for everyone.

Leonard --- Nah, I bet it was because you've got me.

Snowball --- Anyways, let's agree that if there is ever a sequel, we're all returning.

Max --- There's actually a sequel in the works.

everyone --- YAY!!

Duke --- And everyone's coming back!

everyone --- YAY!

*just then, a chihuahua nearby turns to dust*

Chloe --- Uh...

Gidget --- You guys saw that too, right?

Ozone --- Something's happening...

Tiberius --- I don't feel so good...

*both turn to dust*

Gidget --- What just happened?

Duke --- How are we supposed to make the sequel now?

Chloe --- Do we really need those two for a sequel?

Pops --- They technically just died.

Max --- My voice actor's not answering my calls.

Sweetpea --- *chirps*

Snowball --- Neither is Tattoo...

Chloe --- Probably cuz they turned to dust!

Mel --- Didn't we just agree that we were all gonna do a sequel together?

Buddy --- Yeah but that was before they turned to dust. They're not here right now.

Max --- Right, we'll just move the sequel back a year, get a new voice actor for me and Sweetpea, find some new characters and begin filming. Sound like a plan?

everyone --- Yeah.

Sometime after The Secret Life of Pets 2 came out on DVD...

Max --- We did such an amazing job.

Duke --- You sound so weird now.

Snowball --- Dudes, you realize we made less money than the original, right?

Daisy --- True.

Rooster --- Yeah, what happened?

Hu --- *mews*

Chloe --- Good question. Gidget?

Gidget --- Well, you see-

*someone is knocking on the door*

Gidget --- Hang on a sec.

*opens door to find Ozone and Tiberius*

Ozone and Tiberius --- YOU MADE A SEQUEL WITHOUT US?!

Yeah, that's what I think happened.