Sans:heya bro. what's up?
Papyrus: OH, JUST MAKING SOME SPAGHETTI! BUT WE RAN OUT OF SAUCE! THERE WAS ONLY A LITTLE LEFT!
Sans: i guess you could say there was only...
Papyrus: DONT...
Sans: a little...
Papyrus: I WILL HURT YOU.
Sans:

dab left in it?
Papyrus: SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNSSSSSS!
-two minutes of yelling later-
Papyrus: SANS, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP YOUR SOCK! OR ELSE....ILL SOCK YOU IN THE FACE!
Sans: omg, paps. you said a pun.
Papyrus: I DID AND I HATE IT!!!
Light: Hey, what's going on?
Sans: paps said a pun.
Light: Lemme guess, a dare?
Papyrus: YES. I HATED IT!
Sans: suuurrrreeee.....-picks up a bottle of ketchup, drinks it, and his mouth is burning- AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Flowey: HAHAH! In this world, it's KILL or he killed!
Sans: that's it. where is the weed killer?