Oh goodness... This is a common dare I've found, oh well. I'll make it different that any others!!!                                             -Sunbeam

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Me: (sitting in Glory's Queen hut playing with silver) Hehehehe....

Glory: (sitting on throne popping berries into mouth) Whaaaattttttt?

Me: Oh, nothing.... Aunt....

Glory: WHAT?!?

Me: Yeah... Jambu is my dad.

Glory: Oh great... I actually feel sorry for you.

Me: You better, it's baaaaaad.

Glory: I can't even imagine... Hey, we actually seem to get along!

Me: Yeah.... We do! Oh! Here comes Jambu now...

Jambu: (Walks in all pink and holding a scroll) Hey there ladies! (smirks)

Glory: Ok, that's just weird. We're all related...

Jambu: (looks at me) YOU TOLD HER?!

Me: Uh, yeah?

Jambu: NO!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE!!!

Me: What were you going to do? Pop in all pink and yell: "SURPRISE!!! I'M SUNBEAM'S FATHER!!!" I don't think I'd have the effect you'd expect...

Jambu: BUT I WAS GOING TO BE PINK WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS!!!!!!

Glory and me: (facetalons)

Jambu: Oh (looks at scroll in hand) this is for you... Daughter

Me: Ugh... (grumbles and takes it. Opens it) Oh! It's another dare!

Glory: For who?!

Me: Clay. Get him for me will you Jambu?

Jambu: "Dad", and yes your majesty.

Me: Uh... I'm not Queen.... And I'm NOT calling you dad.

Jambu: (hurries out)

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Clay: (comes in) Oh no... please tell me it doesn't have to do with food!! I have a date with Darla tonight...

Glory and me: WHO?!?

Clay: Uh... My new girlfriend.

Sunny, Starflight, and Fatespeaker: (run in) WHAT?!?!?!?!

Clay: Gosh guys! I thought she'd tell you! Darla, my girlfriend!

Sunny: Uh... What happened to Jamie?!

Clay: Oh... She... Died.

Sunny: (gasps)

Me: (rolls eyes) Listen!! Here's the dare: "I got a dare for Clay! I dare Clay to not eat for a week! If he does it, he gets as much food as he wants! I'll supply. If he fails, he can't have a cow for a month" -Prismapower

Clay: DARLA!!!! OUR DATE IS RUINED!!!!

Everyone: (looks at each other awkwardly)

Clay: (on knees with talons in air) DARLA!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Me: And the dare begins!

________________________~1 day later~______________________

Clay: F-food... (looks around in the MudWing kingdom and sees dragons eating) DARLA!!!!!!!

Terracotta: (looks at him while munching on a heron) Uh, Clay? Bro? You ok?

Clay: N-NO!!!!

Terracotta: What's wrong?! (bites heron's heck)

Clay: (eyes tear up... Staring at heron)

Terracotta: Uh... (walks away)

_______________________~5 days later~______________________

Clay: (flying in Sky Kingdom) Uh... (smells food) WHERE IS IT

Peril: (is flying nearby, sees him) Clay?! (flies over)

Clay: (sees hovering piece of smoking meat in front of him calling his name) Uh... Uh... DARLA?!

Peril: C-clay? I'm Peril... Who's Darla?

Clay: My girlfriend!

Peril: (gasps) W-what?! No!!! C-clayyy! (sobs and flys away)

Clay: NO DARLA COME BACK

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Clay: (flying around Pyrrhia, everything is meat and cows) DARLA!!!! COME BACK TO ME DARLA!!!

Moon: Uh, what's going on with Clay?

Qibli: I have no idea...

Me: (flys up) Hey Qibli!

Qibli: Hey baby.

Me: 0.o

Clay: BABY! DARLA!!!!!!!

Me: Let's go... (flys away with Moon and Qibli)

______________~6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes later~______________

Clay: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MudWing Orchestra of Random Events (MOoRE): (singing for him) FOOOOOODDDDDDDD GLORIOUS FOOD!!!! WHY CAN'T CLAY HAVE SOME? THAT EXTRA BIT MOREEEEE THAT'S ALL THAT HE LIVES FOR!!!

Clay: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: (looks at clock. One second passes) YOU'RE DONE!!!

Clay: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! DARLA!!! (rushes out of the swamp)

Everyone: (follows)

Clay: (runs into the one and only Pyrrhia diner that Terracotta owns. He runs to a table and sits down)

MOoRE: JUST THINK OF THAT CATTLE PACK, HIS SENSES GO REELING!!!!!!

Terracotta: (walks up to table, shouts over the singing) MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER??

Clay: I NEED ONE CLAY HAMBURGER PLEASE.

Terracotta: YES SIR. (runs to kitchen and makes Clay's signature hamburger. Brings it out to his table)

Clay: (smiles at it) THANKS!

Terracotta: (smiles)

Riptide: (runs in with Riptide's Rad Reports, a news show, and the camera turns to him and MOoRE stops singing) So Pyrrhia, what will Clay do now? Will the mysterious "Darla" come? Find out in a second as we watch...

Everything: (silent)

Clay: Oh... Darla... How I've longed to... EAT YOU!!! (eats dragon-sized hamburger in one bite)

Everyone: (gasps)

Riptide: (acting surprised) Well looky there! Darla was Clay's hamburger!! (stops acting and talks in a "bored of of his mind" voice) Just like his past 894 girlfriends... (drops microphone and walks away, unsatisfied)

MOoRE: DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ___________________________________________________________

THAT WAS GOOD!!! Sorry, I had a lot of fun writing that one Xb

For all you MudWings out there: What's your favorite food, and have you ever dated a hamburger? XD

                                                                                     -Sunbeam