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I'm so sorry it has been so longggggggg!You don't even know- My life is so busy! And then I was like, "new book idea!" and then, "new chapter idea!" and so on and so on. Then I remembered, "oh yeah! That book! Ask WOF!!!" So here I am, finally giving you your laughs again, haha! Enjoy...

                                                                                     -Sunbeam*

*I am now signing my things as Sunbeam, for that is my dragon name. (and my profile pic, which I drew :D)

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Me: Hey hey hey!

Glory: Oh no, her again...

Clay: BUT WHAT'S THAT IN HER TALON?! FOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!?!!?!??!

Starflight: Wait, what? Whose here?

Fatespeaker: (explains to him)

Starflight: Ohhh...

Me: (hands a bucket of mangos to Clay) Here, just for you.

Clay: (goes coocoo with mangos, holding one up) YOU'RE THE MOST PERFECT MANGO!!! So round, so smooth, so... (mango glints in sun) DELICIOUS! MUHAHAHA! (pops in mouth, munching loudly)

Me: Now, here's your next dare: (reads frantically.) Wait, may I please ask everyone to exit the area except Glory?

Sunny: What?! Why?

Kinkajou: Okay dokey loki!

Pinkie Pie: (pops in) Hey! That’s my line! WHY DOES EVERYONE STEAL MY LINES!?

Me: (staring at Pinkie in shock)

Tsunami: I KNOW RIGHT?! Wait, WHAT IN PYRRHIA ARE YOU!?

Pinkie Pie: Pyrrhia? What’s that? Oops! Gotta go! Bye! (pops out)

Starflight: What’s h-

Glory: Don’t ask. You guys go, I have to stay, which means that the dare is about me. Humph.

Everydragon: (leaves)

Me: (still staring towards where Pinkie had been and still in shock from the MLP crossover)

Glory: Uh, hello? (waves talon in front of my face)

Me: (snaps out of it) Wha?

Glory: The dare? Everyone’s gone.

Me: Oh! Yes, here (reads from scroll): “Glory has to pretend to be a rock. Make the others believe she is a rock! And all of them Believe her” -@Raven_Mellark12

Glory: So, I hide as a rock. (raises eye ridge)

Me: Sounds like it.

Glory: (camouflages as rock)

Me: (loudly) Glory? Where are you? GUYS! GLORY’S GONE!

Clay: (runs in with mouth full of mangos) what?!

Everydragon else: (runs in) WHAT?! (starts searching everywhere)

Sunny: WHERE DID SHE GO?!

Tsunami: It must have been her! (points at me) She was the only one in here!

Fatespeaker: You get her Holmes! Ha! Tsunami Holmes!

Me: (not amused)

Tsunami: (charges) AHHHHHH!!!! (jumps on me)

Tsunami and me: (fighting)

Starflight: What’s go-

Fatespeaker: (>.<) Don’t ask

Pinkie Pie: (pops in) SHE’S GONE! Oh wait, she’s right there! (laughs, then pops out)

Tsunami: (stops fighting)

Me: (falls on floor)

Tsunami: I’M GONNA KILL THAT THING!!!! (runs out)

Starflight: What thi-

Sunny: nothing!

Starflight: Oh.

Kinkajou: Glory’s GONE!!! FOREVER!!! AND SHE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND!!!

Moon: That’s not true…

Kinkajou: Hmm… No it’s not! There was her, Coconut, Tamarin, you, Jambu- (keeps rattling on)

Winter: (pops in) Glory’s gone!? YES!!! IT’S MY LUCKY DAY!!!!

Qibli: (facetalons)

Me: (slowly gets up from floor) She’s not gone.

Everydragon: WHAT?!?!!

Kinkajou: Thank Starclan!

Fatespeaker: What?

Kinkajou: Nevermind…

Glory: (turns back) I’m right here!

Everydragon: ARG

Tsunami: (runs back in) Couldn’t find- WHAT IN JADE MOUNTAIN GLORY’S BACK!!?!?

Glory: Yep (wagges eyeridges)

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Ok! I’m sorry about the MLP and Warriors references. I just- (falls on floor laughing) IT WAS PERFECT!!!!

Tsunami: No. It really wasn’t.

Me: Alright smarty pants.

Tsunami: YOU WOULDN’T

Me: Oh yes… STARFLIGHT

Tsunami: (pounces on me and fights again)

Glory: (takes over) you two… Anyways, comment and vote! We love to hear from you!

Tsunami: (hanging on Glory’s leg) SHE’S KILLING ME

Glory: >.<

                                                                                     -Sunbeam :D

P.S. Sorry, no question this time :(

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