"Why not? Garfield and you are so grumpy." (Referring to a previous
question)

I, believe it or not, am not actually a cat. I know, surprising, but no there's no hidden tails or ears, I can assure you, it would be difficult to play volleyball. Second, I am not that lazy, I may not always be in the best mood, but I definite do not have that lazy fat cat's attitude issue. So in conclusion, I am most definitely NOT related to a fat, lazy cat with an eating disorder.