Guys, I am... 

Sebastian: Hi

Me: Hey

Sebastian: Why so down in the dumps?

Me: It's just that Netflix is so cruel. First Pound Puppies and now them.

Sebastian: Who?

Me: Not telling!

Sebastian: Well, whatever it is that's bothering you, face it with a positive outlook.

Sebastian: Or punch it, whatever helps.

Me: *punches the TV while Sebastian is under my blanket*