...

*INHALES*

PREPARE FOR...

MARCO SPAM!!!!!

It was after the accident that Jean realized he loved Marco. However, his appreciation of Marco was a little half-baked.

Marco hasn't been feeling alright today.

Because he's all left now.

What's the difference between Marco Bodt and Tyrion Lannister?
One's the Halfman, the other is unusually short.

Marco jokes are only half a joke! All who make them are so halfhearted! I mean, YOU guys aren't even half the man Marco used to be! Bye. I gotta split... Like Marco.

Petra's death was only half as crushing as Marco's.

I guess Marco really does have half a heart!

Guys, Marco isn't dead. He's just half asleep.

I'm annoyed by the fact people argue whether something is half empty or half full. Well you know what else is half? Marco.

Hey, you want Marco of my cookie?

Would you say Marco's death was a rather split decision? I certainly would.

My friend dropped her phone the other day and she can't see half of the screen. So she decided to call it Marco.

Marco used to be such a good student; now he only has half the potential than he used to.

What a shame; I thought we were going to have half our semesters together at Uni!

If this is making you cry, don't worry. YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE.