Eren: *Watches Wall Maria be destroyed by Colossal Titan* DANG IT!

*Random book falls from sky*

Eren: Da heck? *Picks it up* 'Death Note'... Hmmm...
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Bertolt: HEY GUYS! I'M DA COLOSSAL TITAN! ROFL!

Eren: ...Welp! YOLO! *Writes Bertolt's name down in Death Note*

Bertolt: *Dies*

Eren: Oh... Ma Gahd.
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Eren: *Watches walls be destroyed by Armor Titan* SHOOT!

Reiner: I'm the Armor Titan BTW.

Eren: *Writes down Reiner's name*

Reiner: *Dies*

Eren: HA!
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Eren: *Watches Female Titan kill everyone* NOOO!

Annie: Lol. The Female Titan is me! But of course I wouldn't say that flat out.

Eren: Mwahaha.... *Writes Annie's name*

Annie: *Dies*

Eren: I AM JUSTICE!

L: I heard that there's an unusual amount of killing here.

Eren: Oh... Um... What's your name?

L: L.

Eren: *Writes down L*-*Sees Levi* Oh, hey Levi!

Levi: *Dies*

Eren: WTF?! NO! HEICHOU! *Looks at Death Note* *Sees 'Levi' written on page*

L: *Troll face*

Eren: 💩!