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Once upon a time in a modern world, it's Xmas day. Hange invited Levi, Eren and everyone to her house for a second Xmas party. (The first one was held in the morning by Armin at his house.) This party, however, will be in a castle like house bought recently by Hange.

Hange: Welcome!! Guys, I have something big to show you all!! Let us all get to that sofa and start watching the main event!!
Eren: Whoa...whoa!! Slow down Hange...it is still too early. And I am not yet in a good mood for whatever you are planning....
Hange: (Makes a big eyed disturbing face) Ohhhhhhh....what is the problem!!?
Mikasa: Hange. Do not bother him, please. Let us wait for the rest of the guests....
Hange: Hmmm....okay, you say so....

Later, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Reiner, and Bertoldt all arrived.

Jean: I wonder what Hange is up too....
Connie: It is Xmas....I bet she is gonna show us a Santa Titan or something...
Sasha: Maybe she is just gonna serve us a Xmas dinner?
Reiner: Well, we do not know what to expect anyway...
Bertoldt: Cough....cough.....sorry....I think I might my throat is not feeling well.......
Armin: Hey guys!! Welcome -
Hange: Whoa whoa whoa!!! Hang on, where is Krista and Ymir?!! They need to....

Krista arrived as soon as Hange asked where she was. Ymir was with her - she wore a mask and a heavy coat.

Krista: Ymir-chan is not feeling well guys.....she has been sick since a month ago.....
Ymir: Sorry....I am not in the mood to talk with nobody......oh my (vomits on the floor.)...
Hange: Hey!!! That is......get Ymir a chair!!!
Krista: Ymir, stay strong!!
Ymir: Sit beside me......god my head hurts.....I need you....
Krista: Of course!! Here, drink your medicine whenever you feel bad okay?
Ymir: (Hugs Krista.)
Connie: Why did she still continue to force her way here? She did not have to even though she is....
Jean: She is strong, Connie. Just....you know...do not anger her for now or anything......
Connie: Yo....of course I won't after what she just showed me last week!!!
Jean: Oh that.....do not remind me of that....please.....

Meanwhile, Eren was not feeling well, he was not sick but he is not in a really joyful mood either.....Armin had to ask him....

Armin: Eren. Tell me what is wrong?
Eren: Ummm.....I got family problems.......sorry. I don't want to tell you about it.....
Armin: Oh....I understand. Your parents died so.....
Eren: No....not that kind of problem.......
Armin: Huh?
Eren: ......just....I don't wanna talk about family....please?
Armin: ......Okay.....
Jean: (whisper) Hey....Mikasa....
Mikasa: What?
Jean: (whisper) Does Eren's problem have something to do with a certain manga chapter? The recent one about Z......
Mikasa: I will kill you if you spoil anymore nonsense....
Jean: Sigh.....alright.....

Soon, Erwin and Mike arrived.

Erwin: Pixis is too drunk to join....
Mike: We are here. I believe it is time for you to.....
Hange: Wait!! There is one special guest we need to wait for......

-----Levi arrives wearing a long coat and hiding his face with a hood and mask-----

Everyone: ............
Eren: ........heichou? What happened?!
Hange: Levi!!!! Glad you are here!!! How is your Xmas back home?!!
Levi: FUCKIN MISERABLE.....
Hange: Pffftt....nonsense, heichou!! Do not be a Grinch or Scrooge!!! Feel the spirit of Xmas, Levi....
Levi: LOOK. AT. MY. EYES, FOUR-EYES. DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SPIRIT?!!

Hange: Chill out!!! What is wrong?
Levi: How many years has it been!!!? I've got no job, no work, no fun, no life, no nothin. NO SHIT!!!! Hell, I live in an apartment now and sold my house because I am out of cash!!!
Hange: Hehehe....fear not!! This video will finally give you the job and the life you need!!
Levi: Shit. I have no time for ads and scams....(hell, no employer would want to hire me and my nasty attitude.)
Hange: IT ISN'T!!! hehehehe.......
Levi: You better make sure my trip here is worth it. You don't know how many crazy fangirls I had to hide from just so I can get here.
Hange: Oh so that is what happened?! Come on....Eren is here to cheer you up.....
Levi: If you try to ship me with him, I will send you to a dog pound and let them bite you to death.
Hange: Not a dog pound, please!! SEND ME TO A TITAN POUND!!!!!
Levi: (facepalm)
Eren: I do not want to be in a dog pound......
Mikasa: Eren, you are MY dog. Not HIS dog!!!
Eren: QUIT IT MIKASA!! I was just speaking in riddles....do not take it literally.
Levi: Eren. Sit beside me. NOW!!!
Eren: WHAT....WHY?!!!
Levi: You will be my shield against Hange's crazy surprise......or whatever weird thing she will show or do for us......(Its not like I wanna be close to you or anything....)
Mikasa: Let me do it for you instead. Just leave Eren alone....please?
Levi: Tsk......(you bitch)....okay. Protect Eren from Hange as well, okay?
Mikasa: Sure....thanks, captain.
Hange: HEEEYYYY!!! DO YOU GUYS THINK I AM GONNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU THAT IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE?!!!!!

While Hange arranges the TV, Levi checks Erwin out.

Levi: Erwin.....are you okay now?
Erwin: My stomach still feels some pain. I still need to get back to the hospital for an operation.
Levi: Do not let your stomach cancer kill you, okay?
Armin: Gosh....I feel bad for those two.....
Mikasa: Armin.....its not your fault....
Armin: Huh? No.....do not mind me. I am okay.
Mikasa: ..........
Hange: ALRIGHT GUYS!!! ALL IS SET!!! LET US WATCH NOW!!!!
Mike: (gets the camera.) I will not be sitting there with you guys.

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PV starts....OMG look at the titan with a large fish-like head!!!

Hange: OHHHHHH!!! KAWAII TITAN!!! I WANT IT!!!!
Connie: Jesus!!!
Levi: ........fuck.....
Eren: What the hell?!! Titans?!!
Jean: Oy!! Isn't this footage for Season 2!!!

Erwin and Dot Pixis appear.

Erwin: Ohhhhh....I see....
Armin: This legit!!!
Levi: Oh....so this is what you have been bothering us for....
Bertoldt: Season 2 is coming, huh?

More scenes....battles, cannons and Armin.

Armin: Hey its me.....huh? Too short!!
Hange: I know like I had to shut you up at that scene.....

THE BEAST TITAN APPEARS AND THROWS A HORSE!!!

Everyone: WHAT THE?!!!
Eren: HOLY FUCK!!! THAT IS (SPOILS A LOT OF CONTENT)!!! Just you wait, when I find you Mr. Ape, I am gonna kill you!!!
Armin: But Eren....
Eren: No buts!!!
Connie: Oh no.....WHY?!!!
Krista: This is horrible!!!!
Jean: Damn!!! God, he threw a horse!!!!!!
Ymir: Hahaha.....big monkey threw Jean like a baseball
Jean: Hey!!!!?
Ymir: He is playing Jeanball!!! Cough cough....Hey horseface, you mind....
Jean: Don't you dare talk to me....
Levi: ..............the fucker........
Hange: HE IS COMIN FOR US NEXT YEAR PEOPLE!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!!
Mike: .........why......(drops the camera and runs upstairs to the 2nd floor)
Hange: Mike come back!!!!
Sasha: OMG!! SOMEBODY GIVE ME FOOD!!!!
Mikasa: Seeing the Beast Titan made you hungry.....(pulls out a potato.....)
Sasha: Thank you......OHHHHH IT IS SO HOT!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
Bertoldt: That is cruel......god, why do I even think about it......

SEASON 2 LOGO.

Krista: OMG!!! THIS OUR SEASON 2's FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER!!!
Eren: FINALLY!!! FUCKING SEASON 2 IS COMING AT LAST!!!
Hange: Yep!!! We will finally get back to work, guys!!!
Levi: ...........
Bertoldt: Am I supposed to be happy about Season 2?

A "DANCING" TITAN APPEARS......IT IS NOT EREN....BUT IT KILLS OTHER TITANS!!!!?

Eren: OH MY GOD!!! THAT TITAN!!!!?
Hange: OH YEEEEESSS!!! I WONDER WHO THAT LITTLE TITAN IS?!! (speaks sarcastically.)
Mikasa: Whoa!!! So it appears then......
Sasha: Eeekk!!! That monster is really freaky.....
Ymir: Oh?! Who is that little motherfucker.....cough cough....looks familiar.....
Krista: Ymir, drink your medicine.
Ymir: Yeah yeah.....
Reiner: A lot of new Titans around to cause trouble, huh?
Erwin: We will be doing a lot of nighttime activities this year.....

COLOSSAL TITAN!!!

Eren: I AM SOOO HYPED RIGHT NOW TO KILL.....
Armin: Calm down, Eren.
Levi: Shut up and take care of yourself, dumbass blonde.
Erwin: Levi....it is okay. Do not be so sensitive with him....
Hange: BIIIIIIIGGGGG SHOWDOWN IS COMIN'!!!
Jean: Do we have to see him again?!
Reiner: We do not have a choice.
Bertoldt: Cough cough....jesus that Titan scared me. Guys, we need a plan vs that thing....
Connie: Stop talking already, Bertoldt!!!!

SASHA as she uses bow and arrow with intense anger.....

Sasha: That is me right now. SOMEBODY GIVE ME FOOD!!! I AM SO HUNGRY!!!!
Connie: Sasha, I wanna see you do that next time!! So cool!!! Here, more potatoes for ya!!!
Sasha: (Eats hot potatoes while screaming "Hot!!! Hot!!!")
Eren: This is gonna be an EPIC SEASON!!!
Jean: Do not ever pick a fight with Sasha guys....
Reiner: Right, I had my own lessons with her......I will be careful.
Krista: Go potato girl!!!

"....there are Titans protecting humans from other Titans the entire time...."

Erwin: Does this sound very misleading?
Hange: I need more of them....
Levi: ..........sigh........

Beast Titan reappears with a hellish smile. Music intensifies.

Eren: I WANNA KILL HIM NOW!!!
Armin: God, that is sooo scary...
Hange: LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS SMILE!! Hey Mike, come down here!!!
Mike: (Does not listen, stays at the 2nd Floor.)

Connie freezes in shock of what happened.

Connie: NOOOOO!!!! NOO!! WHY?!!!
Jean: I feel bad for you....
Levi: Shit.

"You traitor!!!" plus a 3DMG maneuver by Rico Brzenska.

Eren: Oh that is how angry I sound like......guys...
Mikasa: Eren, do not scream.
Armin: No comment......

Short Krista scene.

Krista: Ymir!!! We are in the trailer, look!!!
Ymir: (Sleeps.....she no longer watches with everyone.....)
Krista: ......okay....(whispers "Good night Ymir." and kisses her cheek....)
Hange: They actually had time to include that!
Jean: Awkward......

Levi appear......WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT IS NOT LEVI?!!! New character with blonde Levi like hair.

Levi: THE FUCK?!!!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT BITCH!?.....
Armin: Wait!!! Who is he? A new guy?!!
Jean: Hey!! They added another handsome dude?
Eren: Did they just clone Levi?
Hange: Hahahaha!!!!
Mikasa: Wait, what the?
Eren: Hey!!! Is that....god, why can't I remember?
Hange: I am hoping that character becomes popular/well received by the fans.

Short glimpse of Armin, Eren, and Mikasa on horseback.

Mikasa: Main characters like us get very little screentime these days....
Eren: I do not bother at all. As long as they listen to my speeches about killing Titans and....
Jean: Blah blah blah....

Levi appears for real.....a very short scene.

Levi: I look so fucked.....cool...
Eren: You look more freaky each time they show you.
Levi: (thinks: Of course, like, I look freakin handsome each time I get shown. Season 2 shall make me more flawless......what the fuck am I thinking.)
Mikasa: Geez.....

EREN TRANSFORMS TO FIGHT THE ARMORED TITAN!!!!

Hange: This is the main course of Season 2. TITAN FIGHTS WILL BE SO FUN TO WATCH!!!
Bertoldt: Holy shit!!! Excuse me....cough cough....but that fight is gonna be tough!!
Sasha: Good lord!! Isn't that.....
Eren: I WILL KILL ALL THE TITANS!!!!
Mikasa: Do not get hammy Eren.
Levi: (thinks: Eren is gonna go apeshit and then he will be raped hard. Motherfucking idiot.)
Jean: Hey jerk! You got beaten up hard by Annie, you think you can do better.
Connie: Eren has not killed a single Titan as a human....
Eren: Shut up!!! Want me to bite my hand right now....
Reiner: Oy, Eren....pay attention....

THEN BOOM!!! EREN GOT PUNCHED HARD BY THE ARMORED TITAN LIKE A SORE LOSER!!!

Levi: (thinks: Told ya, fucker.)
Eren: NOOOOOOOO!!! OUCH THAT HURTS!!!
Reiner: Eren, let me train you at my gym. I am sure you will get stronger when I teach you. That will be my Xmas gift!!
Eren: Ummm.....okay, thanks.
Jean: Let me join you too!!

CREDITS BEFORE PV ENDS. Features the voice actors and last part of the new Sawano theme song.

Erwin: Hey this is good. All of us will be returning.
Hange: TOLD YA!! GUYS, WE WILL BE BACK FOR OUR OLD JOBS AGAIN!!
Krista: I am so excited!! Especially when I know that I will be a major character by second half of the season!!

End of the PV

Hange: Great guys?
Eren: Yes!!
Jean: We are gonna be so fucked up in this season....
Connie: Nah, Jean. Season 3 will be the one that will fuck us up and give us a hellish time.
Jean: They have not yet made any official announcements yet. I hope they change some parts....
Armin: They should not.....if they did, the fans will kill them.
Levi: Where is Isayama? I am gonna kill him right now!!!!!
Hange: Wait!!!? Why?!! Why are you gonna kill the person who created us and AoT?!!!
Levi: He made me, us, and the Survey Corps wait far too long. Because of him, we lost our jobs and through the past years, I have done nothin but hide from my crazy fangirls.
Hange: You wanna go out and get caught by those fangirls?! Hehehe...
Levi: Fuck you. Fine, I am staying......
Mike: Hey....are you aware that somebody is waiting for ya outside?

------Mike opens the door after telling everyone someone is outside.------

Annie: ..........(waited patiently at the door)
Everyone: ANNNIE?!!!
Bertoldt: Annie!!! You are okay!!! Thank God!!!!
Annie: Sorry....I did not come in cuz I know I did some horrible things to all of you........
Eren: Annie, relax. We forgive you for what you did......
Annie: No....its okay....I do not mind staying outside. Being in a crystal....I mean....being in a cold, snowy street is comfortable enough for me......
Eren: ANNIE GET IN HERE!!! WE FORGIVE YOU, OKAY?!! DO NOT BE SHY AND JOIN US!!!!
Annie: ......(blushes but refuses to get in.)
Mikasa: Annie, I will drag you here.
Annie: ......geez....okay I am coming in.

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And thus, that was how the cast of AoT celebrated Xmas.......

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Extra Chapter:

(After Hange showed the video, everyone is having a Xmas feast when.......)

Unknown People: KNOCK KNOCK!!! We wish you a merry Xmas and a Happy New Year!!!
Armin: Xmas carol?!
Levi: Somebody give those idiots some money so they can leave.
Mike: I will do it.

(Mike opens the door.)

Mike: Merry Xmas, kids............

(However.......what he saw before him.....)

Beast Titan: Hohoho....Merry Xmas. I am Santa.....
Mike: .............(scared to death).........
Beast Titan: Excuse me, but can you give me and my Titans, ehem - I mean, my dwarves some food? Human food?
Mike: ........oh my god.........

And thus, that was how the cast of AoT celebrated Xmas.......again.....