Nathan: how the hell are you not fat yet?! You practically only eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew! And don't give me any of that metabolism bullshit excuses!

Lachlan: I get it from dad...and I'm just not chubby like you *eats chips*

Nathan: I M  N O T  C H U B B Y

Lachlan: the bakery called, they want their rolls back-

Nathan: STOP!!!