Millzy: *brakes into Max and Reverses room* IT SMELLS LIKE PORN IN HERE!

Max:....don't you mean like....sex?

Millzy: I've never smelt sex

Max: but you've smelt PORN?

Millzy:...yes
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Nathan: wHy Is tHeRe bLOoD eVeRy wHeRe?

Millzy: I may have 'aggressively poked someone with a knife'

Jack: oh...So you STABBED someone!

Millzy: NO! I AGGRESSIVELY POKED THEM WITH A KNIFE!
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Millzy: I wasn't THAT drunk!

Oscuro: you were covering Cody head to toe with yellow highlighter saying that he was so important

Millzy: because he IS!!!!