-In High school 10 years ago-

Max: I have a question!

Teacher: does it relate to this math lesson, Maxwell?

Max: *stands* absolutely! *walks to the whiteboard and pushes him past* *grabs a marker*

Jack: *snorting laughter*

Max: *draws a house* so this is my house, its about 1km away from the gas station *draws a gas station* may I continue sir?

Teacher: *opens mouth to talk*

Max: *cuts him off* thank you

Girls: *giggle*

Jason: *rolls eyes*

Max: so that's the distance between my house and the gas station. So keep following me cause this is where it gets confusing.

Max: it should only take a maximum 30 mins to walk there and back so; why the fuck has it taken my dad 18 years to come back from the gas station-