Max: *looks at Hades* soooo your my demon?

Hades: yes

Max: huh...I thought you would look different...like fur colour wise...

Hades: is it because I'm black?! Racist

Max: what no I just thought you would be white-

Hades: WHAT- you are racist scum

Max: *starts sweating*

Hades: where I come from we would cut your hair off, cut your ears off and make you eat both of them

Max: uhhh

Hades: no both! B-o-t-h BOTH! We would mix them together, and make a salad

Max: 0-0 oh my god...