Oc': Hope, Hades and Jason

Sign: Aries (March 21-April 20)

Roast: Basically you're a dumb monkey. You're impulsive, aggressive and loud. You lack complexity to the extent that people often believe you're a fake. Many want to know what your thinking but the truth is: nothing at all. You're ability to oversimplify things is reductive, embarrassing and often totally misses the point. Your lack of foresight makes you look naive, unprepared and careless. The fact that you are utterly delusional about how interesting you are doesn't help either. Check yourself fool.

Fuck don't hurt me