Millzy: I'm bi

Friends: -_- Well like just to let you know I'm straight-

Millzy: I could never love you and I don't

Friends: 0-0 oh...like...surrrre you don't

Millzy: -__- I don't your not attractive in any way to me

Friends:....but like....have you ever even like....kissed a girl?

Millzy: n o because IM not attractive in any way

Friends: oh...t h e n  y o u r  n o t  b i y o u r j u s t c o n f u s e d
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Popular girl: *points at her* so like...apparently that girl is like...bi...I'm gonna go ask her why she's pretending

Friends: sksksk

Popular girl: *walks over* so like...you Bisexual right???

Millzy: uh yeah

Popular girl: but like...don't you have a boyfriend?

Millzy: =___= *nods*

Popular girl: *looks at her up and down* so like wHy aRe yOu pReTeNdInG

Millzy: ;-;
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Millzy: u-uh...I'm bi...

Joseph (her dad): *gasps* WHAT THE FUCK! NO! I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I HATE- ARGGGGH

Alexander (her brother): I knew it :O ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Angela (practically her mum): *happy cause she knows there's a 50% less chance of her getting pregnant*

Damian: *happy for same reasons*