Soooo I have this idea.

Since my life is batshit crazy, and a bunch of weird stuff always happens, I'll be telling a weird and crazy story every day. It'll give me something to do.

Feel free to use my idea and do the same thing (or change it up), as long as you credit me.

Now...onto the story!

Me: *walking down the street, looking at shops* Hmm... *spots adult shop* Ooh~

Friend: No way! No way are you going in there!

Me: Aw, but they have collars!

Friend: No.

Me: And leashes!

Friend: Nope.

Me: And ropes! And chains!

Friend: Look, I don't care about your freaky sex fantasies. No!

Me: Awww..... *walks away from the shop slowly, immediately spots a gag* OOH~!

Friend: NO!! *pushes me away*

~Aly