Breakdown: Knockout where are you? Starscream is going to flip Pittsburgh on you if you're not back soon!

Breakdown: Meant flip out!

Knockout: Lol Pittsburgh is a lot of scrap to flip on somebot

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Megatron: Starscream! Another Predacon bone has been located in HAIRYWHORES. Go secure it before the Autobots do!

Starscream: Um...ok?

Megatron: *Harrisburg

Starscream: Not even going to try and understand that.

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Knockout: Wads up?

Knockout: What the serious fork?

Knockout: Why won't this heap of scrap let me be rapist?

Knockout: *Real! I swear I'm not a rapist!

Knockout: Damn you ass cork!

Knockout: o.O AUTOCORRECT!

Breakdown: Well, that was a nice chat. See you later :D

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Predaking: Megatron was looking at me like unwashed nuts!

Predaking: meant to say like I was nuts!

Starscream: Lol

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Knockout: I mean not to toot my porn horn but my finish is WAY shinier than his.

Knockout: Well, I meant own horn but I like porn horns too ;)

Breakdown: XD I just fell over!

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Starscream: There's a party in the Rec-room. Be there or be sasquatch!

Starscream: SQUARE! Wtf is a sasquatch?

Dreadwing: Fragged if I know

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Soundwave: I have to stop trying to write reports and text at the same time. It took me a whole day yesterday!

Knockout: Homunculus!

Knockout: *Holy scrap. Wtf is a homunculus?

Soundwave: "an artificially made dwarf" according to a human dictionary

Knockout: Bahahaha!

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Knockout: Guess what I just downloaded!

Knockout: Jack and the sex flasher!

Knockout: slag! Jack and the sex slayer

Knockout: Ship! Jack and the giant slayer!

Breakdown: Having issues?

Knockout: This heap of slag keeps massage my boob up!

Breakdown: You had boobs all this time and you never showed me? I'm so hurt!

Knockout: Lol. I meant messing up