Jack: My hand hurts! :[

Jack: I'm finished with Donkey Cock!

Smokescreen: I never thought you were into that kind of thing

Jack: Just put this on the internet.

Smokescreen: I already did

>>●<<

June: I fucked that chair at Target for $50

June: It was a pretty good deal

Ratchet: You did what?

June: Huh?

Ratchet: Read the first message you sent me

June: Oh my god...

Ratchet: Hey if that's what you actually meant no judgement here, just wait until you get it home next time

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Jack: Hey! Guess What I got for my birthday?

Miko: I dunno. Tell me :)

Jack: A new camera! It's only five megalosaurus

Jack: MEGALOSAURUS

Jack: God donut!

Jack: Megafuckingpixels

Miko: Just fell off the couch XD

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Raf: Christmas music playing on the radio. Makes me feel happy :]

Raf: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose

Bee: And if you ever saw it, you might even say it globulates

Raf: hahahahaha wtf?

Bee: Autocorrect ruined Christmas!

>>●<<

Bulkhead: Hey Wheeljack are you coming with me and Miko to the kinky fuck concert?

Bulkhead: Oh primus I meant Linkin Park concert!

Wheeljack: Well first I was all for it, but now...

>>●<<

Optimus: So how'd your check-up go?

Arcee: Not bad, Ratchet just put me on a smurf-control pill

Optimus: A smurf control pill?! You have smurfs? And they need to be controlled?

Arcee: Oh donut! A birth control pill!

Arcee: FML Donuts, Smurfs. I'm a hot mess

>>●<<

Wheeljack: Happy birthday doc-bot

Ratchet: Thanks

Wheeljack: I have the biggest strap-on for you!

Wheeljack: *Surprise

Wheeljack: Not the other thing

Ratchet: Well this is awkward...

>>●<<

Bee: Hey Smoky whatcha up to?

Smokescreen: Just listening to Panic at the Dildo. Why?

Smokescreen: PANIC AT THE DILDO

Bee: Smoky no dildo is that scary. Do you mean Panic at the Disco?

Smokescreen: Yeah that one

>>●<<

Bulkhead: Frag! Maroon 5 stuck in my helm again!

Wheeljack: Again?

Bulkhead: I GOT THEM MOOBS LIKE JAGGER I GOT THEM MOOBS LIKE JAGGER

Wheeljack: MOOBS? Lmfao XD

Bulkhead: Lol MOVES. This just made my week

Wheeljack: You made me snort dammmit! You know how hard it is to make me do that? VERY!