Vision created a chat.
Vision invited Tony, Steve, Clint, Sam, Bruce, Bucky, Rhodes, Thor, Peter.
Vision: I need some advice.
Steve: With what?
Bucky: Aren't you a computer?
Peter: Yeah, don't you know everything already?
Vision: I'm a synthezoid, I do not know everything.
Bruce: He knows quite a lot, but certainly not everything. He's a person.
Bucky: Science is weird
Sam: Tell me about it
Vision: Actually, I need advice on female interaction.
Tony: ...
Bruce: ...
Steve: ...
Sam: ...
Bucky: ...
Peter: We've got you man!
Peter renamed the chat [Boyz]
Peter: Who is it?
Vision: I don't feel comfortable sharing.
Clint: It's Wanda.
Tony: Yep
Vision: No it's... How did you... How did you know that?
Sam: Dude there are two 'females' in this compound
Rhodes: One of them is Nat
Bruce: The other is Wanda
Clint: It doesn't take a genus to figure it out
Tony: ...
Steve: Also you two are always talking. It's cute
Peter: Yup I totally ship you two
Bruce: What does ship mean?
Tony: Idk. Kid, quit it with the pop culture references
Peter: But it's not-
Tony: No.
Rhodes: So Vision, what's your question?
Vision: Seeing as you are all human males and likely have experience with female interaction that exceeds my own, I would like to know how to...
Sam: Ask her out?
Vision: Yes.
Peter: Ok, here's what you do.
Peter: Step one = accidentally bump into her, then catch her in your arms.
Vision: If it is planned, how is it an accident?
Sam: You pretend it was an accident.
Vision: I did catch her one time, when Ultron had attached Sokovia and the city was exploding.
Peter: And then what happened?
Vision: I left her on the hovering boat and went to kill Ultron
Peter: Ok so not a bad start
Steve: Wait no don't do all that, just play some romantic music and offer to teach her to dance
Tony: In what world can Vision dance better than Wanda?
Bucky: In what world can Steve be romantic?
Sam: lol
Thor: You are all ridiculous. Simply take her into battle, save each others lives, then return and make love during revelries.
Steve: ...
Tony: ...
Rhodes: ...
Sam: ...
Clint: THERE WILL BE NO LOVE MAKING
Bruce: Vision if you want to ask her out, do it in a way she'll like it.
Vision: How do I know she'll accept?
Tony: If she likes you back - which she does - she'll say yes no matter what
Peter: But you should still try to be romantic
Sam: Yeah. Like make her a nice meal or something.
Vision: I've never eaten, I don't know how to cook
Rhodes: So buy her a nice meal
Steve: Isn't that a date already?
Tony: Buy her a gift
Clint: Dude that's a bribe
Bruce: Yeah don't bribe her that's awful
Vision: I want to do something Wanda would like
Sam: Great, so do that
Vision: But I don't know what she would like.
Peter: Why don't you ask Pietro? I bet he would know.
Tony: Kid no!
Steve: Wait don't-
Peter invited Pietro.
Bruce: He did it
Sam: Everyone brace yourselves
Pietro: What's this chat about?
Steve: Nothing no need to read through it
Bucky: You should totally read through it
Tony silenced Bucky.
Pietro: GUYS WHAT THE HECK!?!
Clint: Kid calm down
Pietro: YOU WANT TO ASK MY SISTER OUT?
Peter: Dude chill, she's a grown woman
Tony: Stay out of this kid
Pietro: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!
Vision: Apologies, I did not mean to anger you.
Pietro: SHUT IT TOASTER AND BACK OFF
Thor: Notice how the caps lock goes uncommented when he does it
Tony: Shut it blondey
Bruce: Pietro, Wanda can make her own choices
Pietro: NO SHE CAN'T
Pietro: STAY AWAY FROM HER
Vision: But... I like her.
Thor: And she likes him.
Rhodes: A lot
Pietro left the chat.
Vision: I fear we may have made a mistake involving him.
Vision: Help
Vision left the chat.
Tony: Uh oh.
Steve: Guys we've got to fix this.
Sam: How?
Rhodes: Hang on Nat's on the other chat
~ Avengers Chat ~
Nat: Um why did Vision just blast a hole through the wall?
Rhodes: He was trying to hit Pietro
Wanda: Vision why would you do that?
Pietro: BECAUSE HE'S AWEFUL THAT'S WHY
Steve: Everyone chill!
Pietro: Wanda the avengers are bad news we're leaving
Wanda: What no I like it here!
Tony: Guys relax
Pietro: NOT UNTIL THAT TOASTER BACKS OFF
Wanda: That's rude! What's gotten into you?
Nat: What the heck is going on? Did I miss something?
Clint: Yes
Vision: I would like to say that I never meant for him to respond like this!
Pietro: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TOASTER!
Pietro left the chat.
Vision left the chat.
Bruce: Uh the news just started talking about chaos in the city.
Sam: For the record, this is the kid's fault
Peter: Hey!
Tony: Leave the child out of this
Peter: With all due respect, Mr. Stark, I'm sick of always being left out! I'm mature, I can be a part of this kind of thing
Steve: Dude you're thirteen
Peter: I'm fifteen!
Bucky: Exactly
Bruce: Guys Pietro and Vision are going to kill each other
Wanda: I don't know what you guys did but I have to go fix it now.
Wanda left the chat.
Nat: Clint filled me in on our private chat
Nat: You guys really messed up
Sam: Yeah but Wanda's on it now
Tony: She seems like she's got it covered
Rhodes: Yeah I'm not getting involved with those three
Thor: Me either
Clint: 'Cause you're scared they'll kick your butt again?
Thor: NO
Thor left the chat.
Nat: lol
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