~ Avengers Chat ~ 

Tony: Who put shaving cream in my bed?!? 

Pietro: Whoops sorry must have tripped 

Sam: Lol 

Tony: I'll get you back for that 

... 

Sam: WHO REPLACED THE WINGS IN MY SUIT WITH SILLY STRING?!?! 

Peter: That would be me 

Rhodes: Man you do not mess with that guy's wings 

Peter: Um why is Sam running towards me with his suit? 

Sam: GET SILLY STRINGED CHILD!!! 

Peter: ACK! 

Bucky: Aren't you the spider guy, king of string? 

Peter: WEBS! I shoot webs, not string. Ack Sam stop! 

Sam: I need to dump out this silly string somehow. 

Peter: WHY ON ME THO??? 

Sam: YOU PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! 

...

Bucky: Why is my room covered in magnets?!?! 

Bucky: Help they're flying at me and sticking to my arm! 

Sam: Lol 

Steve: That one was Nat's idea 

Bucky: Guys why? 

Nat: Yes I take full credit 

Bucky: I'M BEING ATTACKED BY FLYING METAL THINGS HELP! 

Tony: I know I'm supposed to be on Bucky's team but this is funny 

Peter: Just take your arm off 

Bucky: After I kill Nat you're next 

Steve: Don't worry he's kidding 

Bucky: ACK WHY SO MANY MAGNETS?!?! 

Sam: You look like a refrigerator 

Tony: XD 

... 

Vision: Who has reprogrammed me to appear bright pink and yellow? 

Peter: Oh no one 

Wanda: Stark did you mess with Vision?! 

Tony: I didn't. I will not speak for certain others on my team. 

Wanda has left the chat. 

Tony: [This message was deleted by Steve] 

Steve: Language! And also where did Wanda go? 

Tony: FOUND HER! 

Tony: SOMEONE HELP! 

Thor: Good luck friend 

Pietro: GO SIS GO! 

Nat: Should we help? 

Steve: Nah, he deserves it 

Vision: Wanda this really isn't necessary... 

Wanda has joined the chat. 

Wanda: TURN VISION BACK! 

Tony: Ack ok I will 

Tony: Bruce will you kindly turn Vision back? 

Wanda: YOU DID THIS 

Wanda has left the chat. 

Bruce: Tony whyyyyy??? 

~ REVENGE! ~ 

Tony: Good work Shuri 

Shuri: Hacking is easy 

Shuri: Yw tho 

Bruce: UM I DON'T SEE EITHER OF YOU TAKING THE BLAME AND GETTING MURDERED BY WANDA 

Shuri: Oh grow up 

Bucky: I really like this kid 

... 

~ Avengers Chat ~ 

Clint: Why are my arrows all tiny? They look like kids toys! 

Steve: Your arrows are small? 

Clint: Yeah wtf 

Clint: They don't fit in my bow T-T 

Tony: Just get some more from storage 

Clint: Ok 

Clint: ... 

Clint: THEY'RE ALL TINY!!! 

Bruce: How is that possible 

Wanda: I don't know 

Vision: Me either 

Nat: Let me see 

Nat: ... 

Nat: Clint your arrows are fine 

Clint: What no they're not they're tiny 

Clint: Wait wtf 

Nat: They're totally normal 

Clint: I SWEAR THEY WERE JUST TINY!!! 

Nat: Are u feeling ok? 

Pietro: Do you need to lie down old man? 

Clint: THEY WERE SMALL I SWEAR!!! 

~ Prank War Winners ~ 

Nat: Good job Scott that worked great 

Pietro: Yeah that was hilarious 

Scott: Aw thanks it was nothing really 

... 

~ Avengers Chat ~ 

Pietro: There's tar on my shoes! 

Wanda: Stop running you're getting it everywhere! 

Pietro: I can't go fast! I'm gonna die 

Bucky: Aw boo hoo drama queen 

Pietro: Ack this is awful is this how you guys walk around all the time? 

Vision: I fly 

Peter: I web and climb on walls 

Wanda: I also fly 

Tony: I usually fly too 

Sam: I would be flying if there wasn't silly string still stuck in my wings! 

Bruce: Um I walk on feet. 

Clint: Yeah me too 

Nat: Imagine flying, losers 

Pietro: SOMEONE GET THE TAR OFF MY SHOES! 

Wanda: Just take your shoes off and get new ones 

Pietro: Oh smart 

Tony: lol 

Pietro: YOU PUT TAR ON ALL THE SHOES IN MY CLOSET?!?!?! 

Tony: YOU PUT SHAVING CREAM IN MY BED!!! 

... 

Peter: UM I THINK I'M BEING STALKED 

Tony: WTF BY WHO? 

Peter: Idk this shadow is following me and sometimes says my name but when I turn there's no one there! 

Bruce: Relax it's probably Nat. 

Nat: What are you talking about I'm right here 

Clint: Yeah she is 

Clint: ... 

Clint: Kid you're being stalked run 

Peter: Ahhh help the voice is getting louder! 

Tony: I'm coming to get you! 

Sam: Climb a building or something! 

Peter: Phew I climbed a building, I think I lost them 

Peter: WAIT NO THEY'RE HERE SOMEONE HELP! 

Tony: I'M COMING KID 

Peter: Ahhhh I'm scared! 

~ Prank War Winners ~ 

Sam: Wow Yelena you're doing amazing 

Yelena: Told you I'm the best 

Scott: You really are 

Yelena: Shut up 

... 

~ Avengers Chat ~ 

Steve: Wanda why are you staring at me like that? 

Wanda: Wdym I'm with Pietro and Vision 

Steve: You've been staring at me from across the room for an hour 

Steve: YOU JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW 

Pietro: Wanda's with me in the training room 

Wanda: I am 

Steve: ... 

Nat: Sam quit following me! 

Sam: Uh... I've been jogging with Rhodes for half an hour 

Nat: You creep, you've been following me around the compound! 

Rhodes: He hasn't, he's with me 

Vision: Rhodes, you've been playing chess with me for the past hour. 

Rhodes: Wtf I have not 

Nat: What the heck is going on here? 

Steve: Wait Wanda didn't jump out the window? 

Wanda: I'm with Pietro and Vision 

Pietro: Yeah 

Vision: I'm not with you, I'm with Rhodes 

Sam: I'm with Rhodes 

Rhodes: I'm with Sam 

Nat: Sam's been following me around for an hour! 

Steve: Everyone go to the common room right now! 

Rhodes: WTF THERE ARE TWO OF ME??? 

Sam: ME TOO 

Vision: There is another of me as well. 

Nat: What in the world... 

Steve: Everyone hold up your phone, the people without aren't real 

Sam: Those three! They're fake! 

Rhodes: Wtf they all just vanished! 

Vision: That was strange 

Wanda: I sense magic 

Sam: Ya think? 

Rhodes: What the heck just happened?! 

~ REVENGE! ~ 

Tony: Lol have you guys read the other chat? 

Shuri: Peter sent me screenshots, it was brilliant 

Thor: Wonderful job brother 

Bruce: Did you see Steve's face? 

Bucky: Did you see Sam's? 

Loki: You're very welcome, it was worth the trip from Asgard for that 

Thor: I told you he was a good play 

Clint: No one likes an 'I told you so' Thor 

Tony: Yeah come on man 

Peter: I told you Shuri would be good 

Tony: You were right, she's awesome 

Clint: Yeah 

Shuri: Thanks 

Thor: Wait what? Didn't he just do the same thing? 

Clint: Don't be such a crybaby