Chapter 9

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While he continues to sing n people sitting near starts complaining avni comes back with a big wooden stick in her hand....
And while many people were scolding him she hits him in his back....

Shaadiram: Aayo kon hai ji... Aayo avni tum... Kyu mara ji humko

Avni: Kyu mara aare tujhe toh khus hona chahiye ki tu abhi tak zinda hai

Shaadiram: Avni iss lakdi mai germs hai ji let me clean it, aayo avni  tumhara aisa roop hoga maine toh socha bhi nahi tha

Avni: Tumhe aagar mere doosre roop ke bareme pata chalega na toh tum muj se shaadi karne se maana kar doge... Lekin haa uske liye tum zinda rahoge tab na

Shaadiram: Matlab

Avni: Abhi batati hoon tujhe

Shaadiram: Aayo... Aamma

She goes to hit him... He picks up his lungi n starts running... Avni runs behind him with d wooden stick....
As they were running many times avni tries to hit him but the stick doesn't touch him... People who noticed this were shocked some were laughing..

Shaadiram: Aayo aamma, aappa, help police...

Avni: Kissi ko bhi bula le lekin tujhe aaj koyi bhi nahi bacha payega samjha... Rukh.. Itnna pareshan kiya hai mujhe Avni Mehta aapni poori life mai itna jada tortured kabhi nahi huyi... Germs, germs ki baat karta haina tu tujhe germs se nafrat hai haina toh aaj iss world ki sabse bare germ ko mai khatam kar deti hoon

Shaadiram: Aayo.. Help!!!!

As they were running they reach near police station n it is Neil's one....

Dd: Sirji ladoo

Neil looks at him n then takes one while going through a file...

Neil: Aare yeah kis khushi mai

Dd: Khushi ka toh pata nahi sirji par mandir gaya tha issiliye

Neil: Mandir acchanak.. Koyi khaas baat hai

Dd recalls the incident which happened in cafe n avni scolding him... N gets scared...

Neil: Dd.. Kya hua
(Askes him while taking a bite)

Dd: Haan.. Nahi sirji kuch nahi.. Woh aise hi

Suddenly shaadiram enters screaming
Help n avni behind him with the stick....

All gets shocked including Neil, n dd as if snake had bit him n his hands start shaking...

Dd: Mar gaya... Aare tiwari sun mujhe jaldi se jail ke andar dal

Tiwari: Kya sir par aapko kyu

Dd: Mai tujhe andar se sab batatahu par pehle mujhe andar dal na re

Avni: Tujhe zinda nahi chorungi kaminey

Neil: Hello! Stop.. Kya ho raha hai yeah sab.. Yeah kya dandaa leke

Avni comes near him with the stick pointing near his face...

Avni: Tum chup raho.. Isse aaj mere hatho se koyi nahi bacha sakta samjhe, tum bhi nahi... Aaahhhh!

    Neil looks at her with a surprised face...

Neil: Calm down.. Tum pls

Avni: Ghanta calm down..

Shaadiram: Sir! Sir! Save me from this dayaan sir pls

Avni: Dayaan kisko bola tune, nahi mere saamne bol tu, rukh, rukh tu

Again he starts running n avni chasing... Soon after the police station becomes a fish market with everyone running here n there while avni trying to beat shaadiram n by mistake hitting someone else n that person too trying to hit her but by mistake hits someone else (for eg. files, vase, etc) n this process continues n in middle of all this dd still trying to convince tiwari, tiwari refusing n Neil trying to stop everyone.....

Neil: Stop all this! Everyone calm down.. Hello! Listen

As he was trying to stop, avni was running but looses balance n by mistake pushes Neil n he fall down with Avni falling on top of him....
They both share a deep eyelock...

         TUMSE HI MILKAR TOH
           DIL DHADAKTA HAI
        TUM SAANSON JAISE HO
                  AISA LAGTA HAI
   PEHLI DAFAA JO HONE LAGA HAI
          PEHLE HUAA NA KABHI
MEHSOOS DIL NE JO BHI KIYA HAI
  LAFZON MEIN KEH DOON ABHI
           PYAR HO, JAB PYAR HO
     HAR BAAR HO TUMSE HI
     PYAR HO, BESHUMAAR HO
      HAR BAAR HO TUMSE HI

Shaadiram: Aayo yeah sab kya hota ji... Tum mera hone wale wife ke saat itna touching touching hota.. Mai tumko nahi chorega

They both come back to sense....

Avni: Kya kaha... Would be wife... Beta tu zinda rahega tab na... Bhaagta kaha hai rukh..

Neil: Stop! Hello listen

As avni was running behind him n he too was running she tries to hit him but he bends down n Neils gets d hitting

Neil: Aahh! Tum

Avni: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry... Yeah uske liye tha

Neil angrily stares at Avni.....

Neil: Kya matlab ki usske liye tha.... Kar kya rahi ho tum, yeah police station hai.. Do u get that...

Avni: Haan par... Mai kya karu tumhe pata hai yeah mujhe kya keh raha tha tumhari body mein germs hai ji sabke saamne naha lo, beer pine ke liye bol raha tha, itnaa besura gata hai, aur mere aakho mai perfume tak dal diya... Aap tumhi batao yeah torture nahi toh aur kya hai aur mai itnaa sab kaise bardas karu... Issiliye iss kire ko aaj mai nahi chorungi, she again runs

Neil get very sad n goes in deep thoughts....

Dd: Aare mere bhai saare ladoo kha gaya aab toh andar dal de

As avni was running she tries to hit shaadiram but again he moves aside n she mistakenly hits dd's head....

Dd: Aahhh! Tiwari tuhje mai nahi chorunga... Chini mai ladoo kam toh nahi tha naa sirjiii!!!!
         And he falls down unconscious....

Avni: OMG! Hawaldar utho

Neil: Dd... Yeah kya kiya tumne... Tumme dimaag hai ki nahi

Avni: Yeah mar gaya kya

Neil: Behous hua hai.. Lekin agar isse kuch hua na toh tum toh haatkari pehnogi

Shaadiram: Tum kya bola Mr. Tum hamari hone wali wife ke hatho mai haatkari pehnayega... Aare jis haat mein hum churiyaan pehnane ka soch raaha hai uss hai mai tum yeah haatkari lagaye gaa... Agar tumne aisa kiya toh hum tumko nahi chorega

Neil gives a slight slap to him with his left hand without looking at him n sprinkling water on dd's face with his right hand....

Shaadiram: Aagar aapne aisa kiya toh hum aapko kuch nahi karega ji..Hahaha...Sorry avni

Avni: Sorry kya Sorry! Teri sorry ka toh mai

He runs away n this time out from the police station....

Shaadiram: Aamma hum aab kabhi shaadi nahi karega

Avni tries to follow him but Neil holds her back....

Neil: Kya kar rahi ho pls ruko. Tum aab aaur uski piche nahi jaogi... Aur

As he was trying to explain they both realize that they r standing really close to each other....

Neil leaves her hands...

Neil: Sorry... Dekho mai puri baat nahi jaanta par tum pls aab uske piche mat jao. Aur agar kuch bohot serious hai toh mujhe bata sakti ho... Pls tum

Avni: ( gives a smile) .. Actually u r right aisa kuch serious hai bhi nahi.. Ok then aur

They look around n d mess also stopped eveyone stopped by d time n dd also gained conscious...

Avni: Sorry.. Yeah sab meri wajhe se

Neil: Its OK

She leaves giving a cute smile .... Neil waves her bye n starts smiling recalling her...

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