it was avocado 1s baby shower. everything was cool, until the 2 most famous policemen in avocadoville, avocado 9 and 10, burst in.

"STAHP!" avocado 9 yelled, startling everyone. "avocado 1, avocado 5 is not the father to your child, avocado 8 is" they explained.

"but avocado 8 is dead..." avocado 10 said, looking sadly at their fellow avocadoville citizens. gasps echoed around the room.

"WHAT THE AVOCADO?!" avocado 1 screeched, deafening avocado 3. they never even found out how babies were made...