Ahri created Group chat
Ahri added Grey
Ahri added Nidalee
Ahri changed Group name to roommates.

Nidalee: What is this? And why am I part of it?

Ahri: this is something I thought of.

Ahri: you know, communicate more.

Grey: so this phone thing is supposed to help me make instant massages?

Ahri: Yes, Grey.

Grey: I can't count the times where I needed this.

Grey: like, seriously. There's an infinite number.

Nidalee: so why did you make a group chat just for us?

Ahri: like I said, it's to help us communicate.

Ahri: plus, it can help us with our social life.

Nidalee: What social life?

Grey: Nidalee's right.

Grey: literally, every other conversation we had was face to face.

Ahri: that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Ahri: we don't have to do that anymore.

Ahri: now, we can be at different parts of Runeterra and still talk together.

Ahri: plus, there's a lot of stuff about champions in the internet. Like fan art.

Grey: really?

Ahri: yeah, I'm going to check on mine.

Nidalee: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ahri: WTF!?!

Grey: what did she say?

Nidalee: WTF is supposed to be short for what the f*ck.

Grey: Ahri! Language.

Ahri: I'll mind my f*cking language when my f*cking fans mind my f*cking modesty!

Ahri: seriously! Like 75% of my Fan art is p*rn.

Ahri: 50% of those are with Sona.

Ahri: is that what my fans see me like? A sl*t!?

Ahri: with Sona of all people.

Grey: here we go again.

Nidalee: is there anything about me?

Ahri: well yeah.

Ahri: but you're not doing any better.

Ahri: in fact, some of your p*rn is beastiality.

Nidalee: WTF!?!

Grey: language!

Grey: am I the only one who watches what he types?

Nidalee: wait, what about Grey?

Ahri: let me check.

Nidalee: well?

Ahri: nothing.

Nidalee: wait, nothing?

Grey: that's actually relieving.

Nidalee: you expect me to believe there's no fan art of Grey whatsoever.

Ahri: yes.

Nidalee: I'll check myself.

Ahri: wait! Don't do that!

Nidalee: WTF!!!!!!!

Grey: I'm not even going to bother correcting you.

Grey: but anyway, what's wrong?

Nidalee: there is literally more p*rn about you than me and Ahri combined!

Nidalee: you are paired with every other champion and a few Summoners, females and males.

Nidalee: there's even a few gender bender ones.

Nidalee: in fact, one of the very first few search results was a "Abyss Watcher and Female Fiddlesticks" fan Fic.

Grey: What in the name of the old wolf of Farron!

Nidalee: Ahri, why did you say there wasn't anything???

Ahri:...

Ahri: I couldn't find them.

Nidalee: did you do that just to keep them to yourself?

Grey: Ahri, I sincerely hope that isn't true.

Grey: because if it is, then you can kiss the morning ear rub goodbye.

Ahri: of course not.

Ahri: it's only true if she gives me physical proof.

Grey: seriously?

Ahri: please don't stop rubbing my ears in the morning.

Nidalee: whatever.

Nidalee: but I got to thank you.

Ahri: for what?

Nidalee: because now that I know about this, I have something to keep me entertained at night.

Ahri: WTF Nidalee!!!

Grey: I give up.

Nidalee: what?

Ahri: what do you mean 'what'?

Ahri: you just admitted that you're going to masturbate at my lover's fan art.

Nidalee: I didn't mention anything about masturbation.

Nidalee: you're the one who did.

Nidalee: for all you know I was going to try to make fan art myself.

Ahri: I still didn't hear you deny it.

Grey: this used to be a conversation about why we made this group chat.

Grey: how did it turn out to be one about masturbation?

Grey: and about my pictures no less.

Ahri: Grey, sweetie, I love you, but let the girls finish their talk.

Ahri: Nidalee, I thought we were friends.

Nidalee: we are.

Nidalee: but no amount of friendship is going stop me from wanting to bang Grey.

Ahri: so it's my fault that you don't have a boyfriend?

Nidalee: no.

Nidalee: but it's your fault that you got the man I want as my boyfriend.

Ahri: Nidalee, me and Grey love each other, we're practically made for one another, so it isn't my fault.

Grey: do you two even remember that I'm here?

Ahri: Grey!

Ahri: I thought I told you to stay quiet.

Ahri: and Nidalee, Grey chose me over you. So get over it.

Nidalee: I know you two are perfect for each other, which is why I'm mad.

Nidalee: do you have any idea how it feels like to see how much affection and love you two show each other?

Ahri: so we're too much lovey dovey for you?

Nidalee: no.

Nidalee: I'm mad because I want to be in your place.

Nidalee: whenever I see you two and see how much love Grey showers you with, I immediately wish it was me.

Nidalee: in fact, I sometimes want to just kill you and take your place in Grey's arms.

Grey: so now we're talking about attempt murder.

Ahri: Grey!

Ahri: stay!

Ahri: quiet!

Ahri: Nidalee, I thought we got along, and now you say that you want to kill me?

Nidalee: the only reason we got along is because neither of us wanted Sona to win.

Nidalee: but since she already lost, you can pretty much guess where I stand now.

Ahri: I can't believe you!

Ahri: you said we're friends just to help me beat Sona, and then turn on me the second we were done.

Nidalee: First, that happened days ago.

Nidalee: second, if you think I'm the only one who tries to win him over behind your back, then you're sadly mistaken.

Nidalee: do you think it's a out of friendship that Sona keeps inviting him to her concerts and saves him a front seat.

Nidalee: or when Akali keeps asking him for sparring matches and have "accidents" to end up touching him.

Ahri: What????

Ahri: Akali is in on this too!!!!!

Nidalee: yes.

Nidalee: and a lot more.

Nidalee: almost all the ladies in the Institute that aren't taken.

Ahri: I get Sona, but I never expected Akali.

Ahri: just wait until I get my hands on that little backstabbing ninja wh*re.

Grey: Okay enough!

Grey: Ahri, we've been through this before, stop caring what people say about you because they are obvious lies. Stop swearing. And stop searching the internet for p*rn. Or I'll take away your entire Sundae Ice-cream supply.

Ahri: YOU VILE DEMON!!! EVEN EVELYNN ISN'T THAT CRUEL!!!!

Grey: Nidalee, stop looking at p*rn on the internet. Stop mentioning masturbation. And stop talking about murdering my lover. Or I'm telling Neeko about your p*rn on the internet.

Nidalee: whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's not go crazy.

Grey: you know what's really disturbing? It is the fact that I'm the most normal.

Grey: I fought the Abyss, I saw what it does to people, and I died countless times.

Grey: so how am I more normal than you two.

Ahri: you walk around wearing a pointy metal hat. I wouldn't call that normal.

Grey: I meant mentally.

Ahri: me too.

Grey: This might sound sexcist. But I'm starting to think that most women are fashion victims.

Nidalee: you're right, Grey.

Nidalee: that does sound sexcist.