(A/N: credit goes to Flamius for giving this idea)
(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Demon's habits)

Evelynn: I can't believe I'm saying this.

Evelynn: but I need your help.

Tiara: what?

Brite: are you drunk?

Sona: no amount of alcohol would make her say that.

Solas: Sona's right, she's most likely high on Teemo's mushrooms.

Teemo: Nope.

Teemo: just did a count, and I'm not messing any of them.

Ahri: I think auto correction messed up what you wanted to write, Evelynn.

Akali: that has to be it.

Akali: Try typing it again.

Evelynn: I need your help.

Ahri: you should really turn off auto-correction, we can't tell what you're saying.

Evelynn: I.

Evelynn: Need.

Evelynn: Your.

Evelynn: Help.

Akali: what is she trying to say?

Grey: I think she genuinely needs help.

Ahri: Ha!

Ahri: F*CK no!

Tiara: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ahri.

Tiara: Why would we help you?

Brite: She's right. Every time one of us asked for help you either made fun of us or came and made our problem worse on purpose.

Ezreal: Yeah, last week I was stuck in a tomb and when I texted the groupchat for help you came in and set the room on fire.

Ezreal: and then Grey and Taliyaha came in and saved me.

Ezreal: Thanks by the way.

Grey: No problem.

Soraka: I am a celestial being who thrives to help all life... But even I am having second thoughts about helping you.

Evelynn: why won't anyone help me?

Ahri: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Tiara: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Ezreal: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Sona: because you're a demonic sl*t that enjoys the suffering of others and now you're actions have caught up with you, so deal with it.

Ahri: wow, we all sent the exact same thing at the same time except Sona.

Ahri: I actually like yours more than ours.

Evelynn: can you at least bother to hear my problem.

Tiara: well, I'm bored out of my mind, just watching Sarah having a drink while men try to flirt with her, so yeah.

Evelynn: Okay, I need you guys to help me convince Fiddlesticks to join our Demon Karoaki night.

Brite: your what?

Solas: you demons have a Karoaki night?

Sona: why?

Sona: why would you have that?

Evelynn: So, just because we're demons we can't have fun?

Ekko: If your idea of fun is to torture, deceive, cheat, kill, steal, haunt, and destroy then yes.

Evelynn: Have you seen Bilgewater and Noxus?

Miss Fortune: We at Bilgewater don't actually do "deceive" or "haunt".

Darius: and we at Noxus don't do "destroy" or "haunt".

Evelynn: are you going to help me convince Fiddlesticks or not?

Grey: why would you want Fiddlesticks to join you?

Evelynn: because I'm tired of Tahm Kench winning.

Evelynn: every time, it's the same thing. We have a competition, and he wins.

Ahri: wait, let me get this straight.

Ahri: you are part of a famous idol group.

Ahri: and some obese fish beats you?

Evelynn: surprisingly, he has a good singing voice.

Evelynn: plus, he can use his tongue as a banjo.

Brite: is he that good.

Evelynn: would I ask for help if he wasn't.

Solas: wait, what does this have to do with Fiddlesticks.

Evelynn: Fiddlesticks is probably the only one who can beat him, and I don't care about winning, I just want Tahm Kench to lose.

Tiara: now you're going to tell us that Fiddlesticks is a good singer?

Evelynn: he might not have an amazing voice, but he has amazing rhymes.

Evelynn: "High above the rotten rows. Cloth and metal. Teeth and crows."

Evelynn: "Fi~ddle~sticks, end of men. Fi~ddle~sticks, first of ten."

Evelynn: "Through the field, down the lane. Voices never heard again."

Akali: okay, those ARE good rhymes.

Grey: what about Raum?

Evelynn: he has a good voice, but he only has one word in his vocabulary.

Evelynn: "caw" that's pretty much all he says.

Evelynn: besides, we never invite him.

Evelynn: he makes deals with people to stay inside their bodies.

Evelynn: that's weird even for us demons.

Tiara: let me understand this.

Tiara: you're trying to keep a SECRET from the Demon of SECRETS?

Tiara: don't you see how wrong that is?

Evelynn: I literally just realized how wrong that is.

Swain: which one of you insulted Raum?

Swain: he's acting violent, and I accidentally killed one of the soldiers because of snapping my fingers.

Brite: he can tell when people insulted him?

Ahri: it was Evelynn.

Evelynn: I would never do that.

Sona: you do realize that he can just scroll up and see what you texted.

Swain: for a Demon, you aren't very smart.

Sona: that's because she's just a dumb hoe.

Evelynn: okay, it was me.

Evelynn: I really don't care anymore.

Evelynn: just help me get Fiddlesticks to our Karaoki night.

Swain: why, in the name of all of Noxus, would I do that?

Swain: in fact, just for bothering Raum, I here by order all Noxians to ignore your request.

Draven: I WAS planning to help, just to get Evelynn into my bed, but now I can't.

Evelynn: f*ck you, Raum!

Solas: you know, you demons are like one big dysfunctional family.

Solas: and trust me, I know about dysfunctional families.

Evelynn: that is actually a good description of us.

Evelynn: Fiddlesticks is the great grandfather that doesn't want anything to do with his grandchildren's generation.

Evelynn: Nocturne is the workaholic parent that enjoys looking down on everyone.

Evelynn: I'm the disobedient and rebellious daughter.

Evelynn: Tahm Kench is the uncle that comes in on holidays to eat everything.

Evelynn: and Raum is that cousin that somehow knows everything you're doing for no reason.

Grey: wait, how is Nocturne the parent?

Ahri: and how are you the daughter?

Evelynn: he actually has a big role on why I was created.

Evelynn: so, is anyone going to help me?

Sona: if you're actually expecting anyone to help you, then you should add "retarded" to "disobedient and rebellious".