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(This is a continue of page 33. Yes, I'm resuming that madness. If you can look me in the eye and tell me you didn't even hope for sequel, I'll apologize. Also, this is a build up for the next chapter, so it's not that long.)

Ahri: alright, you girls ready?

Kai'sa: yeah.

Akali: kind of.

Evelynn: not really, no.

Ahri: I said girls, not b*tches.

Evelynn: which is why I answered.

Kai'sa: Ahri, calm down.

Kai'sa: remember why we're doing this.

Ahri: ok, you're right.

Ahri: let's go.

Ahri has added Grey into the groupchat.

Grey: please tell me you don't need my help with something.

Evelynn: We burned our house down and need a place to stay.

Ahri: NO WE DIDN'T.

Ahri: GREY, THAT'S NOT WHY WE ADDED YOU, I SWEAR!

Grey: I was literally one second away from hitting speed dial on Sona's number and telling her tk book us tickets to anywhere as long as it's away from everyone.

Kai'sa: Evelynn, WTF?

Evelynn: HE TOOK MY CARS! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEM BACK!

Grey: FYI, Caitlyn told me that the rate of car accidents in the city drastically went down after I took them from you.

Evelynn: see? The city became a boring place.

Akali: I think you're confusing "safe" for "boring".

Grey: anyway, why did you bring me in this time?

Ahri: well, we'd like to apologize first.

Kai'sa: we're pretty sure that we caused you more trouble than your own group combined.

Grey: you're not wrong.

Ahri: right, so, we'd like to invite you and your group to a private beach party so we can make up for what we did.

Grey: okay, that's actually a good idea.

Akali: we're also gonna have True Damage over.

Ahri: what?

Kai'sa: when did we agree on that?

Evelynn: we didn't.

Akali: yeah, but I think it's a great chance for everyone to get to know each other.

Ahri: this is supposed to be an apology to Grey, not a "Get along" party.

Akali: oh come on.

Akali: please.

Grey: I really don't mind them coming over if it settles down the beef you have with Akali.

Ahri: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Ahri: but, I swear to God, if any of those wh*res on your new group tries to hit on my boyfriend, you'll regret it.

Akali: don't worry, Senna is married(she'll probably invite her husband, too. He's a cool guy, ngl.) and Qiyana thinks she's too good for everyone.

Evelynn: Ahri, you really need to stop being so possessive about Grey.

Evelynn: "Boyfriend this." "Boyfriend that."

Evelynn: it's like you're trying to show off that you two are in love more than usual.

Ahri: at least I HAVE a boyfriend.

Kai'sa: (that insult sort of applies to us, too, you know.)

Ahri: (Sorry, Kai, we can invite Sivir if you want?)

Kai'sa: (Thanks.)

Ahri: and I STILL have him.

Ahri: 10 boyfriends in 2 months.

Ahri: ALL went missing.

Ahri: mind explaining that?

Evelynn: they were idiots.

Evelynn: number 3 and 7 weren't bad, but they couldn't last long in bed.

Ahri: you are such a wh*re.

Evelynn: I might be a wh*re, but at least I ain't some wannabe Magical Girl.

Evelynn: Rip Off Sailor Moon.

Ahri: TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

Evelynn: No, it was your mistake, and I have every right to make fun of you because of it.

Grey: wait, what?

Akali: what's going on?

Kai'sa: what's this about "magical girls"?

Ahri: Evelynn, don't you f*cking dare!

Evelynn: during her "renovation", Ahri had a short career as a Magical Girl idol.

Evelynn: she was basically Sailor Moon but with stars.

Evelynn: how they didn't get sued is beyond me.

Grey: what?

Akali: bullshit.

Kai'sa: yeah, I really can't see Ahri doing that.

Evelynn: I have a picture.

Evelynn:

Akali: holy shit!

Kai'sa: O-M-G!

Kai'sa: is... That.... Glitter.... On.... your.... hair?

Akali: I'm speechless.

Grey: how come I've never been told of this?

Ahri: Evelynn, they will never find your body.

Evelynn: not sure who "they" is, but jokes on them. My body is fabulous.

Grey: I ask again, why have I never heard of this, Ahri?

Ahri: because it's something I regret okay?

Ahri: sure, I met and became friends with good people that I acted with, but my character was such a b*tch.

Ahri: They described me as total narcissistic b*tch that looks down on everyone.

Evelynn: so, just you, but with glitter?

Ahri: I said they described me like a b*tch, not a woman.

Evelynn: yeah, that's what I said, b*tch(AKA you) but with glitter.

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Akali: HOLY F*CK!

Kai'sa: please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.

Grey: normally, I would be mad, but I do admit that Evelynn deserves this, so you're good, Ahri.

Evelynn: okay, I have to admit, that's impressive.

Evelynn: you win this round.

Ahri: I better, wh*re.

Grey: So, apparently, Sona and Pentakill are also coming over.

Akali: what?

Ahri: Grey! How can you tell them?

Grey: I didn't.

Grey: when did I even do that? I was texting in your groupchat this whole time.

Grey: I honestly don't even know how they found out.

Grey: one minute, I'm reading what you girls sent, the next Sona sent me a text saying that she and her group was coming over to the party.

Grey: I swear that I didn't even text ANYTHING outside this chat since this conversation started.

Evelynn: Maybe Sona bugged your phone. I wouldn't put it past her.

Ahri: THAT'S AN OPTION?!?!?!?

Grey: no it isn't!

Grey: and I guess I'll have to give my phone a check.

Grey: anyway, let's meet up later to work out the details.

Grey: and Ahri, I'm actually proud that you're owning your mistakes.

Ahri: Thank you.

Ahri: I promise I'll be a better leader, and girlfriend too.

Grey: well, see you later.

Grey has left the groupchat.

Ahri: Alright, does anyone know how I can bug Grey's phone?

Kai'sa: seriously?

Evelynn: I know a guy. I can give you his number.

Akali: I'm not going to even pretend that I'm surprised about what you said, Evelynn.

Kai'sa: the trip didn't even start and its already a mess.